he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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titsay
dirt enthusiast
occasionally subtle
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Keni
KIROKAZE
hello vonnie
tumblr dot com
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

shark vs the universe
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
almost home

Love Begins
sheepfilms
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Kiana Khansmith
Xuebing Du
$LAYYYTER
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@tartuffle
men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches
Senator Elizabeth Warren on The Late Show, July 21, 2016
Fuck it up Lizze.
One time, when I was drunk…
THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH
ugh I hate calculus… why did I sin up for this
You should have signed up for spelling classes instead
pun or not, you spelled sine wrong. There is literally no place where it is written “sin”
that is for trig… not calc…
things are heating up in the math fandom
I know how you feel Phil
AND DON’T
FUCKING
TELL PEOPLE
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*
#My excuse for not doing things
This is quite literally one of the best reptile videos in existence.
I didn’t think it would live up to the hype. I was so wrong.
the struggle of being a pokemon go trainer
and i thought it was only in my town
IM PISSING
WHEN ITS THE 14TH CENTURY BUT U TURNT AF
i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life
the life of a Disney Cast Member.
have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me
Things I Say While I'm Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
get inside me