My Life is a Text From Last Night

Please fasten your seat belt while the Blog is in motion; keep hands and feet inside the page at all times. You know, just the drabbles, rants, deep thoughts, and immature gifs on a regular basis. Just the usual nonsense of a college kid. Enjoy your stay!

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

[tartuffle]

men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us

men: it's 8 inches

[sandandglass]

Senator Elizabeth Warren on The Late Show, July 21, 2016

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Fuck it up Lizze.

[pr1nceshawn]

One time, when I was drunk…

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

[lolfactory]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

ugh I hate calculus… why did I sin up for this

[classypotatoe]

You should have signed up for spelling classes instead

[not-draven--draaaven-deactivate]

pun or not, you spelled sine wrong. There is literally no place where it is written “sin”

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

[wittstheword]

that is for trig… not calc…

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

[bonitaapplebelle]

things are heating up in the math fandom

[thewaltvault]

I know how you feel Phil

[gladiolus---amicitia]

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

[bigjazzboy]

[2000ish]

#My excuse for not doing things

[deleted3459-deactivated20200629]

[tokays]

This is quite literally one of the best reptile videos in existence.

[followthebluebell]

I didn’t think it would live up to the hype. I was so wrong.

[shitpostempire]

[thedarkeros-deactivated20181218]

the struggle of being a pokemon go trainer

[mylifewithfel]

and i thought it was only in my town

[blurryhaveitjoeway]

IM PISSING

[0raccoonwitch]

WHEN ITS THE 14TH CENTURY BUT U TURNT AF

[gifprincess]

[mickeysphilharmagic]

i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life

[dreamsdisney]

the life of a Disney Cast Member.

[chelseajadexo]

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

[tartuffle]

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: /dinosaur screams/

[heartsandmagic]

[guy]

get inside me