Taruta's Blog

Robots, card games and vidja are my jams

[jaletsplay]

NSFW Tumblr users who haven’t been terminated after December 17th:

[spoon-plays]

It sure would make more sense than me doing it

[audiospawn]

Visit Original Link

[dandere-dumbass]

[ofools]

I found a Japanese Twitter bot that periodically posts pictures of vegeta endorsing cup noodles and I’ve become obsessed with it

[ofools]

Begeta_Bot you cant do this!

[pizzasnachosbutts-deactivated20]

[10knotes]

god i hate when my computer freezes

[1jps]

Goodbye to those who are leaving!

[cat-memes-only]

[ot3-old]

TIS THE SEASON yet i have not had my dashboard graced by 

so here she is. Happy holidays, everyone.

[yffresbeard]

[setheverman]

when you’re a romantic pianist but also a gamer

[aleksthetiel]

There he go

[disgustinganimals]

i knew where he was the whole time. i wasn’t fooled.

[celtic-clay]

AWWWWW

[cognitohazard]

dawn of the final day 24 hours remain

[otherwindow]

[jestsr4clowns]

The punishment for child labour is working in Santa’s Workshop in the same conditions you’ve made children work. That’s why Santa’s little helpers are leprechauns, they have to be tiny so it’s as impractical as possible.

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[pepperandpals]

Me: Mango don’t touch that. 

Mango: But what if… yes? 

Me: No

Mango: 

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

[t-a-c]

Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion (this is actual Hindu myth)

[teratorequests]

Level ???: Prophecy claims that hero cannot be killed during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made. He is killed at dusk, wrapped in a net with one foot on a cauldron and one on a goat and with a spear forged for a year during the hours when everyone is at mass.

(actual Welsh myth!)

[mikkeneko]

what i’m getting from this is that rules-lawyering is an ancient and honorable tradition