Myeuh-muh? What's Myeuh-muh?

Well, hello. The name's Bond. James Bond. I'm here to save your life. You're welcome. Pff. Just kidding. What's up? I'm Darcy. Lewis. Darcy Lewis. Not Lewis Darcy, that'd be weird. Anyway, I'm pretty normal. Really normal. As normal as one can possibly be, actually. Fret not citizen, I do have my healthy dose of freaky alien mumbo-jumbo. But not too much. Only as much as the next guy. {Independent Darcy Lewis roleplay blog. I will roleplay with anyone from any fandom. So, come forth children, into the safety of Darcy's... Darcy's sweaters. Yeah. Sweaters.}

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~drabbles~

Alleviate Me: my character will take care of yours

Bewilder Me: my character will deeply confuse yours

Convince Me: my character will try to persuade yours

Deceive Me: my character will trick yours

Enlighten Me: my character will teach yours something

Fail Me: my character will disappoint yours

Grant Me: my character will give yours something upon request

Humiliate Me: my character will embarrass yours

Illustrate Me: my character will draw for yours

Jeopardize Me: my character will put yours into trouble

Kindle Me: my character will excite yours

Limit Me: my character will stop yours from continuing something

Motivate Me: my character will encourage yours

Negotiate Me: my character will compromise with yours

Ostracize Me: my character will exclude yours

Pester Me: my character will bother yours

Quell Me: my character will calm yours down

Retrieve Me: my character will find yours

Secure Me: my character will keep yours safe

Torment Me: my character will torture yours

Underestimate Me: my character will assume wrongly of yours

Vilify Me: my character will speak poorly of yours

Wake Me: my character will wake yours up

X Me: my character will ___________

Yearn Me: my character will long for yours

Zap Me: my character will shock yours (either by literally shocking them, or by surprising them)

[lufumaybe]

Stahp it, Tasha, yer traumatizing meh! 

[graphitedoll]

reposting this again, cause i finally figured out how to actually post pics on tumblr with thanx to this post.

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i was looking through my reblogs and re-discovered these two posts…

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ooc:

Okay, so, Pitch is the King of Nightmares or something right?

And he has mares.

Nightmares.

I just --

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You are the hip to my jive

{And you are the pop to my lock. ❤}

[askpillow]

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

[somaperies]

[buttart]

WHY NOT

[rraaaarrl]

SURE

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Surprise beautiful person! Once you get this award, you must put it into at least 8 people’s asks who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen, but it is nice to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out.

 {I am cry. Also I understand your url}

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You know, greeting myself isn’t really the worse thing we’ve seen, right?

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Yourself? Myself? Ourselves? I don’t even know. I feel I should be weirded out. Are you weirded out? I’m not. Anyway. Howdy, howdy, howdy I’m Kat… though you already know that.

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Kat? Oh, sorry I thought you were…Me. I’m Darcy! And no, I’m not weirded out, I’ve seen this a couple of times before but the first time was a shocker.

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Darcy like the character Darcy? Like, Darcy Lewis — that Darcy? I — how — what?

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Oi, I’m not a character, I’m pretty real. Touch me…Trust me…Savor each sensation! Sorry, I just saw that movie again and I love it, I cry like a little girl… What do you mean by character?

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I mean you're  fictional. At least I thought you were. I kind of, sorta actually played you in a movie at one point. It was a small role, b'hey Darcy -- I mean you were a banging role to play. Also you're damn good looking, might I add.

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+taserlicious

You know, greeting myself isn’t really the worse thing we’ve seen, right?

[taserlicious-blog]

Yourself? Myself? Ourselves? I don’t even know. I feel I should be weirded out. Are you weirded out? I’m not. Anyway. Howdy, howdy, howdy I’m Kat… though you already know that.

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Kat? Oh, sorry I thought you were…Me. I’m Darcy! And no, I’m not weirded out, I’ve seen this a couple of times before but the first time was a shocker.

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Darcy like the character Darcy? Like, Darcy Lewis -- that Darcy? I -- how -- what?

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taserlicious replied to your post: { † }

{Why is this perfect, omg.}

((I feel like iTunes knew it was you somehow xD))

[taserlicious-blog]

{Your iTunes and I have a thing, clearly. c; }

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((Haha DARTUNES. MY NEW CRACK SHIP OTP))

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{I SHIP IT.}

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((OTP RIGHT THERE))

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{THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE TIME DARCY WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH AN ADULTEROUS CACTUS.}

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((….CACTUS? JANE WAS NOT INFORMED OF THIS))

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{HIS NAME IS JEFF AND HE’S A STUPID HEAD. HE CHEATED ON DARCY WITH LOKI AND JUST… YEAH. SHE’S STILL SORE ABOUT THE WHOLE ORDEAL; IT WAS ALL VERY EMOTIONAL.}

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((WHERE IS HE? JANE IS GONNA POUR PESTICIDES ALL OVER HIM. AND SHE’S GONNA USE THE KIND THAT SHE KNOWS ARE BAD FOR PLANTS))

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{I PRETTY SURE LOKI ENDED UP EATING HIM, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT BLACK WIDOW DO TO THEIR PREY AND OH WAIT WRONG PERSON.}

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((OH GOD NO I’M DYING CAUSE YOU SAID THAT AND SUDDENLY LOKI’S FACE WAS ON NATASHA’S BODY))

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{I INSTANTLY THOUGHT OF VERY SUGGESTIVE SITUATIONS INVOLVING GOATS FROM SPACE AND BLACK WIDOWS. WHAT IS MY BRAIN DOING. BRAIN, GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK.}

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Surprise beautiful person! Once you get this award, you must put it into at least 8 people’s asks who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen, but it is nice to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out.

 NAT I LOVE YOU. LET'S GET MARRIED.}

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+taserlicious

You know, greeting myself isn’t really the worse thing we’ve seen, right?

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Yourself? Myself? Ourselves? I don't even know. I feel I should be weirded out. Are you weirded out? I'm not. Anyway. Howdy, howdy, howdy I'm Kat... though you already know that.

[confessyoursherlocksecrets]

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taserlicious replied to your post: { † }

{Why is this perfect, omg.}

((I feel like iTunes knew it was you somehow xD))

[taserlicious-blog]

{Your iTunes and I have a thing, clearly. c; }

[starstruckscientist-deactivated]

((Haha DARTUNES. MY NEW CRACK SHIP OTP))

[taserlicious-blog]

{I SHIP IT.}

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((OTP RIGHT THERE))

[taserlicious-blog]

{THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE TIME DARCY WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH AN ADULTEROUS CACTUS.}

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((….CACTUS? JANE WAS NOT INFORMED OF THIS))

[taserlicious-blog]

{HIS NAME IS JEFF AND HE’S A STUPID HEAD. HE CHEATED ON DARCY WITH LOKI AND JUST… YEAH. SHE’S STILL SORE ABOUT THE WHOLE ORDEAL; IT WAS ALL VERY EMOTIONAL.}

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((WHERE IS HE? JANE IS GONNA POUR PESTICIDES ALL OVER HIM. AND SHE’S GONNA USE THE KIND THAT SHE KNOWS ARE BAD FOR PLANTS))

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{I PRETTY SURE LOKI ENDED UP EATING HIM, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT BLACK WIDOW DO TO THEIR PREY AND OH WAIT WRONG PERSON.}

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taserlicious replied to your post: { † }

{Why is this perfect, omg.}

((I feel like iTunes knew it was you somehow xD))

[taserlicious-blog]

{Your iTunes and I have a thing, clearly. c; }

[starstruckscientist-deactivated]

((Haha DARTUNES. MY NEW CRACK SHIP OTP))

[taserlicious-blog]

{I SHIP IT.}

[starstruckscientist-deactivated]

((OTP RIGHT THERE))

[taserlicious-blog]

{THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE TIME DARCY WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH AN ADULTEROUS CACTUS.}

[starstruckscientist-deactivated]

((….CACTUS? JANE WAS NOT INFORMED OF THIS))

[taserlicious-blog]

{HIS NAME IS JEFF AND HE'S A STUPID HEAD. HE CHEATED ON DARCY WITH LOKI AND JUST... YEAH. SHE'S STILL SORE ABOUT THE WHOLE ORDEAL; IT WAS ALL VERY EMOTIONAL.}

[starstruckscientist-deactivated]

taserlicious replied to your post: { † }

{Why is this perfect, omg.}

((I feel like iTunes knew it was you somehow xD))

[taserlicious-blog]

{Your iTunes and I have a thing, clearly. c; }

[starstruckscientist-deactivated]

((Haha DARTUNES. MY NEW CRACK SHIP OTP))

[taserlicious-blog]

{I SHIP IT.}

[starstruckscientist-deactivated]

((OTP RIGHT THERE))

[taserlicious-blog]

{THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE TIME DARCY WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH AN ADULTEROUS CACTUS.}