Tasers and Teeth

Darcy Lewis; going toe to toe with gods and monsters, tasers and teeth her only weapons. Okay so she doesn't actually battle them she sort of, fetches their coffee. But the first thing sounded better. (Independent Darcy Lewis RP Blog. Please read Rules page. Feel free to drop something in the inbox)

[doragonheiress]

Reblog if you're 18+ and old enough to RP smut

[arcaneallmight]

Easy Answer Smut

Send a sentence and my muse will respond with a short answer.

1. Swallow cum or take it in the ass/pussy? 2. Favorite place to cum/be cummed on? 3. Give or receive oral? 4. Top or bottom? 5. Favorite pet name to be called in bed? 6. Favorite name to call your partner in bed? 7. Ass or titties? 8. On the floor or against the wall? 9. Describe the sexiest lingerie you can think of. 10. Body shots? 11. Best place to have sex? 12. Do you use toys? What kind? 13. Best song to fuck to? 14. Daddy kink? 15. Funniest thing to happen during sex? 16. Would you participate in a threesome? 17. Does pain turn you on? 18. Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 19. Would you sext or send nudes? 20. Would you eat ass? 22. Would you wear a collar? 23. Do you watch porn? What kind? 24. Kinkiest thing you’ve done? 25. Describe the perfect scenario for sex. 26. Pubes or clean shaven? 27. Favorite position? 28. How loud are you during sex?

[rpstartersforyou]

NSFW Touch Starters ( Smut )

Pick whether you’d like a touch, kiss, bite, or lick and then generate for where the location will be!  (These are all for sexual/smut role plays, so if you’re uncomfortable with that, it might not be for you! )

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1. Fingers

2. Arms

3. Legs

4. Outter thighs

5. Inner thighs 

6. Neck

7. Waist

8. Hips

9. Ear / Earlobe

10. Lips

11. Chest

12. Back

13. Rear

14. Chin

15. Jawline

16. Collarbone

17. Shoulder

18. Hands

19. Belly

20. Crotch

[many-a-meme]

Make my muse moan. Be it anonymous or otherwise, send me something to break their silence with pleasure.

[givemetherpmeme]

Send "Shall I go a little higher?" for my muses reaction to your muse slowly running their hands up my muse's thighs.

[ronnierphq]

Walk In on My Muse...

NSFW: 😲- Getting Dressed 👀- Watching Porn 👄- Masterbating 😮- Twerking 😕- Dancing to this song- HERE 👅- Stretching in Yoga Pants 🚿- Showering

SFW: 😅- Dancing Horribly 😱- Dancing Ridiculouly Good 😐- Impersonating My Muse 😂- Talking To Themselves 😢- Crying 😈- Holding A Knife Creepily 😷- Vomiting 😦- Unconscious

[rpstartersforyou]

NSFW Sentence Starters ( Smut )

( I’m late posting for sexual sunday… but enjoy! These are all for sexual/smut role plays, so if you’re uncomfortable with that, it might not be for you! )

“Hey… Can we try something new?”

“Ah- not there!”

“Is it going to hurt?”

“Wait! I… I’ve never done this before.”

“Just be still and relax…”

“Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.”

“Are you serious? Here? Now?”

“Try to keep quiet.. we wouldn’t want to get caught.”

“WOAH- is that going to fit?”

“Ouch- that hurts!”

“Do you like it? I put it on just for you.”

“The rose-petals are a little… much, don’t you think?”

“Are you sure you want to do it in the shower- we could slip!”

“Kiss me again… Please?”

“I like you this close to me… you’re warm.”

“Er, am I doing this right?”

“I’m not hurting you, am I?”

“You smell so nice…”

“You’re so intoxicating… I can’t help myself.”

“Fine, but… only if we go slow, okay?”

“Did you BITE me?!”

“I… don’t think that’s how it’s done.”

“How do we even use this thing?”

“This position is killing my back.”

“Meh… let’s just watch some Netflix instead.”

“… OH- Did I fall asleep? I’m SO sorry!”

“Forget the bed… let’s do it right here.”

“What if someone sees us?!”

“You… want to go all the way?”

“You make such adorable sounds.”

“Don’t cover your mouth… I like hearing you.”

“Does this feel good?”

“So… you into food-play?”

“Tell me if you want me to stop.”

“Wait, Wait- I’m not ready!”

“Please… don’t stop.”

“Your skin feels so soft.”

“I want my first time to be with you.”

“I don’t like the blindfold… I want to see you!”

“Untie me already- I want to touch you!”

“You taste so sweet…”

“We’ve only got three minutes… let’s do this fast.”

“W- …. Did you come already?”

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry- I didn’t mean to finish so early!”

“Ah, I feel so embarrassed…”

“S-Stop staring at me like that!”

“So are we going to do this already or what?”

“Stop teasing!”

“Hey… do you think we could switch positions this time?”

“Please. I need you. Now.”

“Wow… you’re easy to rile up.”

“I got a WHOOOOLE collection of toys- let’s try em!”

“Eh, I’m too lazy tonight… let me bottom.”

“HAH- You’re kinda small… it’s cute.”

“You’re bigger than I expected.”

[tasersandteeth]

Darcy’s Barbie sized || Open

“Ok. So this is gonna make things difficult.” Darcy stared across the vast expanse that her desk had suddenly become. “And my phone is in my purse. Which is on the floor. Which is like a million feet away.” She sighed. “Bad day.”

[tasersandteeth]

Open

“I’ve got vodka and the whole of Buffy. You in?”

[meiselr]

Pantheon Aesthetics

Greek - Egyptian - Roman - Norse

[tasersandteeth]

Open

[tasersandteeth]

tasersandteeth

“Fair enough. Although you know, New York. I’m pretty sure Thor could wear a tutu and nipple pasties down Broadway and no one would look twice.” Darcy flopped back and played with her hair.

“But I’m sure like most Asgardians in Earth clothes you’ll look stunning and ridiculously perfect and all that.”

sifshieldmaiden

It was a strange city, but she rather liked the chaos of it. So far anyway.

The tutu she understood dimly, but… “Nipple pasties?” She frowned. “Why would anyone want to paste their nipples?”

Darcy shot up with an ungainly snort. “Uuuuuuhhh. They’re not really paste. I mean they’ve got like a sticky stuff on the back. They’re like little circles that you stick to you to cover your nipples. Dancers use them if their costume is in danger of showing a bit more than intended. I personally don’t see the point. It’s like, why just point out exactly where your nipples are just so people don’t see them?”

[tasersandteeth]

Open

[tasersandteeth]

tasersandteeth

“Comfort is totally key. LIke, we don’t have a lot of spontaneous battles on Earth anymore. And you know when you do it’s like a bar fight.” She pulled a pair of jeans out of the pile of clothes she’d been sifting through. “So like a t-shirt and a pair of these babies and you’re golden.”

sifshieldmaiden

“Bar fight?” She paused for a moment and then nodded. “Those are fun. This wouldn’t be too bad to fight in.” Not for such a brawl anyway. She took the pants, familiar with the concept if not the exact feel of them. “These will do nicely.”

“Ok rule number 2. Midgardian bar fights are not fun. They’re usually super depressing or they involve a woman. Dudes are gross.” Darcy plonked herself down on top of the clothes pile. “So why are we dressing you like a Midgardian?

[sifshieldmaiden]

“Fights are fights.” She shrugged. “They’re fun for me.” But then she wasn’t like most women…“Most, ah, dudes are indeed gross though.”

“Thor says I should try to…blend in.” And she was trying to listen. “Armor stands out. I’ve never been one for stealth but it will make my time here easier.”

[tasersandteeth]

“Fair enough. Although you know, New York. I’m pretty sure Thor could wear a tutu and nipple pasties down Broadway and no one would look twice.” Darcy flopped back and played with her hair.

“But I’m sure like most Asgardians in Earth clothes you’ll look stunning and ridiculously perfect and all that.”

[boxofrpmemes]

Send "We're stuck..." for our muses to be stuck in a tight closet together!

[tasersandteeth]

Open

[tasersandteeth]

tasersandteeth

“Comfort is totally key. LIke, we don’t have a lot of spontaneous battles on Earth anymore. And you know when you do it’s like a bar fight.” She pulled a pair of jeans out of the pile of clothes she’d been sifting through. “So like a t-shirt and a pair of these babies and you’re golden.”

sifshieldmaiden

“Bar fight?” She paused for a moment and then nodded. “Those are fun. This wouldn’t be too bad to fight in.” Not for such a brawl anyway. She took the pants, familiar with the concept if not the exact feel of them. “These will do nicely.”

“Ok rule number 2. Midgardian bar fights are not fun. They’re usually super depressing or they involve a woman. Dudes are gross.” Darcy plonked herself down on top of the clothes pile. “So why are we dressing you like a Midgardian?

[tasersandteeth]

Open

Darcy was spinning at her desk. Well with every rotation she was spinning a little further from her desk, kicking her legs out to make her chair spin faster. Eventually she reached the wall and kicked back to the small heap of paperwork left to do. She giggled at it, her head still spinning a little.

“Woah. Headrush.”

[tasersandteeth]

Open || Mantis

“If you’re here to interrupt me; don’t.”

[tasersandteeth]

Darcy shouldn’t be allowed to make coupons when she’s drunk but she dutifully takes the offered one and sighs. “Alright but make it a good spot. I’m only doing this once.”