2012 was a pretty good year for me, self-improvement wise. I finished my MBA and taught myself the basics of web coding through the codeyear programme. I also learned to play the banjo pretty well. Yehaw.
That codeyear thing was the first New Year’s Resolution that I’ve ever actually stuck with. So I was thinking about what to do next, now I’m in the habit. More coding? Maybe some Ruby, or more Python? Learn Mandarin? Arabic? Read a stack of books? Finish writing something? Learn clawhammer banjo? Finally get my blue belt in BJJ? Take a year off cause with the move and new job and all...
Nah, this year I want to get fit & strong. I got smart last year. This year I’ll get swole.
I’m a big guy. I’ll always be a big guy. I’m fine with that. I’m fine with wearing XXL shirts. I’m mostly ok with XXXL shirts. I’m not fine at all with not being able to get my shoes on easily because of my massive gut. I’m not fine with my wife running 10k faster than I can ride it. It’s just embarrassing!
Ultimate Targets:
This is where I’d like to be sooner rather than later. Targets represent the point at which I would be happy with my physical condition. Most of the targets are based on my bodyweight, which I guess will change.
Waist below 100cm - They say your waist is supposed to be below 94cm, but that seems literally impossible for me. Like, where are my organs supposed to go? My precious, precious organs.
Squat: 200kg (1.5xBW) I like squatting. It’s a fun exercise and you all should do it.
Bench Press: 200kg (1.5xBW) I hate benching but anyway.
Overhead Press: 90kg (2/3 BW) Actually I’d like to be able to literally press my wife overhead, but I’m not sure she’d be able to lie still enough. Maybe if I like got a board and got her to lie still on the board. While I lifted her like 9ft in the air. Hrm. Emily wanted me to stress here that she doesn’t weigh 90kgs. Not even close. Ha! Like it matters babe.
Deadlift: 270kg (2xBW) Man deadlifts are boring. Like you do all this work, and move the thing like 2ft.
Clean: 140kg? Not really sure, this is a new lift for me.
Cycle 20kms in <40 minutes. Why this? Well, it looks like our new house in Canberra is ~20kms from my new work. Haven’t travelled the route yet, but from Google Maps it looks pretty flat & fast, so yeah. I’d like to be able to make that trip in under 40 mins.
Targets for end of Q2 2013:
20kms on the bike - 60 minutes
Honestly I’d like to hit this by end of Q1, but with the move and a new job I have to be realistic.
Current Stats:
Weight: Not exactly sure, only scales I’ve used top out at 120kg. At a guess ~135kg / 300lbs. I really don’t care what I weigh, but if I’m going to top 300lbs, I’d at least like most of that to be beef rather than marbling.
Waist: ~130cm / 51” - depending on how relaxed I am. This is the shamefullest.
Note: I’m still building my home gym equipment collection. At the moment, I only have enough plates for a max load of 67.5kg (inc bar). Olympic plates are expensive!
Current Squat: 5x5 @ 67.5kg - I can do this easily.
Current Bench: 1x1 @ 67.5kg - I hate benching, but I can do 5x5 @ 60kgs easily enough.
Current Deadlift: 5x1 @ 67.5kg - I can do this easily.
Current Overhead Press: 2x1 @ 60kg - I can do 5x5 @ 50kgs, just. For some reason I love pressing.
20kms on the bike - 80 minutes. I dawdle on the bike. I like look at trees and stuff. I need to learn how to push myself. I ride a Trek 7.1FX with SPD clips and panniers.
I will be using a program from Mark Rippetoe’s Starting Strength. I was using Stronglift’s 5x5 program pretty well in 2011, but an injury in November 2011 and tight fiscal discipline in the Stacey household ie, no more plates :( pretty much knocked my progress dead so starting again. I will ride to work at least 3 days a week. I will lift 3 days a week. I will try to find a decent gym (for lifting), and I’ll probably take up American Football in Q3 2013 as well. I’m not looking to change my diet so much at this point. I really don’t like the idea of eating separate to the rest of my family.
Anyway, comments, critiques & tips are welcome. Hit me up on twitter (@tasfromtas) or email me [email protected]