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kai // 23 // she/her

[taskforce313]

hi :)

i’m kai, 24, she/her, 🇬🇧, w a forensic psychology masters

this account was originally just supposed to be a shitposting side blog (I was @3303andthoughts but I rebranded lmao), and now it’s been recruited for my call of duty posting. i’m normally on main when i’m not here (@maxlambiase, which is a formula 1 account because im cursed to enjoy men going in odd circles🥲).

i also write. sometimes. mostly badly. but it’s fun.

fic

home is where the heart is - soap x ghost - single dad!soap - the elsie verse tag

falling in love with you - soap x ghost

other tags

fun things i've said

[taskforce313]

hellooo just wanted to say i absolutely ADORE your fic home is where the heart is its sooo good (+ i love how they subtly show that they love and trust each other throughout the whole fic 💔) alsoo i was wondering if you have any soapghost fic recs 👀??

hiya !! thank u very much, im really glad you enjoyed it!

I dooooo<33 I have this post on my main blog & also this post of recs but I have more I've read since then:

Fresh Air and Fresh Sheets - they're both on leave and they share johnny's apartment. but not at the same time

lotus flower - trans!ghost flower shop x tattoo shop au

Love doesn't need to be a kiss - ghost angst about his face<3

The Ends and The Means They Justify - Johnny commits a minor crime for Simon and it gets EMOTIONAL

Right Person, Wrong Name - ghost calls soap roach

all I ask - break up fic but not the usual kind👀

Take a Bite and Let it Linger  - technically soapghost AND price but it's ELITE and I love this

Love comes with a Price - price watching them fall in love

Never Stop Falling in Love with You - soap wearing ghost's clothes

Tell Me a Secret - protective ghost when he hears Some Things about soap's past

and these are all from my fave author, red_clegane, I rec all their work but these are my faves:

Safety Hazard - bodyguard trope. the ELITE trope

Love doesn't need to be a kiss - ghost angst about his face<3

I'm stupid for you - soap gets emotional over ghost sleeping with people

Paint without the t - ghost paints his nails. but its more than that

Wash your mouth out with soap - HAVE READ THIS FIC NINETEEN TIMES AND I STILL GET EMOTIONAL EVERY TIME :)

this should hopefully have SOMETHING that tickles ur fancy. I've still got like another 80 tabs open on my phone and another 80 in my Marked For Later tab so I'll probably have more recs to make eventually lmao<3

[taskforce313]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJxFt2h8/

Is that you 🤨😂

PLS I ACTUALLY SAW THE PERSON WITH THE RED ON THEIR FACE THERE... I walked past them and I was like omg ur so cool... they are right tho the second I saw ANY of the ghost cosplayers I was a fumbling mess they were SO GOOD

[taskforce313]

a soap cosplayer told me to buy this at comic con and naturally i said ‘say no more’ and now i have a tiny soapghost in my life :)

[sleepystawbie]

Seeing Ghost's '09 costume I am now concluding that Simon LOVES an old man fleece. The more pockets the better, pockets everywhere. Elbow patches? Fuck yes!

His wardrobe is entirely consistent of stone wash denim jeans, fruit of the loom t-shirts, and EVERY colour of old man fleece possible. He dresses like he shops at the garden centre. Because let's face it, he does.

Soap is resigned to it, possibly even into it. His mum used to watch Gardeners’ World back in the day and Tommy Walsh had young Soap feeling some kind of way. Gotta love a big fella who can’t dress right.

I’m not projecting

[rinnypyon]

Kindergartens AU scribble!

[valiants]

Soapghost 109: catalog

[valiants]

#the way soap says#chicks dig scars#as if to affirm to ghost that his body#this body that has been broken and remade over and over again#that HE is objectively so very attractive to others#and then to turn and say#me im chicks#that streak of silly of playfulness and also of possessiveness#people would be over all over you simon if you let them but you dont. you only show this to me and im so grateful and in such awe#that you allow me this time and time again#but also im an asshole and a lil emtionally constipated so i can only say this by saying 'im chicks' — by @fragranceofdarkbullshit

[shkretart]

Nikolai reads the book "How to Win the Heart of a Briton"

And again, beloved Nikolai and Price. I see few fanarts with them, replenish the universal balance.

[yakowo]

Language

[ghcstao3]

ghost should have known that the rest of soap’s family wasn’t going to be any different about touch—though unlike soap, they respect his boundaries.

for the most part, and only at first.

but as ghost comes around more often and eventually, finally considers himself as part of the family, he sets aside boundaries. he welcomes hugs from soap’s mother, and his sisters and their children. the fatherly pats reminiscent of price’s from soap’s father are allowed just as well.

he never realized that everyone had let their caution go as much as he’d let down his walls, though, until mrs. mactavish cuffs him upside the head for a comment he makes teasing soap the same way she often does to her own son. the action throws ghost entirely off guard and sends soap into a fit of laughter, earning him his own smack from his mother.

soap later relays the story to price who finds it nearly as amusing as soap had, and suddenly price is doing the same as mrs. mactavish had whenever ghost is being particularly difficult about something. it’s horrible and ghost is miserable and he will never be visiting the mactavishes again.

(this is the biggest lie he’s ever told himself.)

[frostbitebakery]

precaution precious

[bluishfishfood]

Soapghost Coffeeshop AU Pt10

“Piercings”

[taskforce313]

I don't know where those random Ghost videos come from, but I think you'd like to know this mathematical analysis of Ghost's body profile

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJHd74KM/

he has the most insane body proportions... ass out spine curved... iconic of him

[taskforce313]

ghostsoap p13 on the top tumblr ships this week!!

as they should be !!!

[mehh141]

Big military bois 🫡

Cap and Bear together

@deadbranch

[taskforce313]

ghost is incredibly smart. like full of facts about everything. knows the answer to anything you ask him. can list winners of sports, every politician, kings and queens, right down to the periodic table. he knows so much shit and soap is in awe of it. especially when ghost says he didn’t put much attention into school.

ghost chalks it up to life experience and soap is in total belief of it. he just lets ghost tell him all his fun weird little facts (like the names for fears of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth and facts about the origin of words). every single day he gets a new fun fact that he writes down into his journal, just another part of ghost he loves getting to see. his little nerd. something that soap also uses on people sometimes, and just shrugs when people ask where he learnt such a thing from

it’s not until he gets back from a mission earlier than planned, one that ghost wasn’t on, and soap comes to find him and sees ghost sitting with a mug of tea, watching tea time game shows. and soap realises, ghost didn’t learn his fun facts (90% of them anyway) just from existing. he’s actually a huge game show nerd and watches them all the time. he learns so much from them.

and ghost just stares at him, tells him to not utter a fucking word, and come sit down because he’s trying to count how many countries are in each continent to work out an answer and soap’s putting him off by standing there staring at him.

soap enjoys his little game show nerd even more after that now that he gets to also enjoy watching ghost indulge in his little guilty pleasure

[valiants]

Cuddle