Graphic Depictions Of Cringe

🇬🇧🏠🇺🇸Should be writing, too busy simping 🩷💜💙 90s baby. Confused and out of touch. Bugger off minors, I have no filter. Imagine caring that much about what fictional characters other people want to make out. Can’t relate.

[sleepystawbie]

Hey! Nice to see you here 😆

I’m SomnolentPavana (Sleepy Strawberry 💤🍓) call me Claire if you like.

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Potty Mouth + Smut Writer = 18+ content but I’m absolving myself of any responsibility because I gave fair warning, that’s on you kiddos! That being said if I catch a minor following me, I know where the block button is, kid.

I take care of my own squick and triggers so don’t mind me.

Find me on AO3 if that’s your thing.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[sleepystawbie]

When your husband has ADHD mess blindness and a soda addiction, you gotta do what you gotta do to make sure his enclosure (home office) stays clean.

[sleepystawbie]

Giving my baby nudey-bum time to air out her bits (bum rash is miserable) and she takes the opportunity to projectile sneeze-shit all over me. I’m a real mother now 🤣

[sleepystawbie]

Sleeping like a baby = wakes up every 2-4 hours screaming for a tit to be shoved in your face.

[sleepystawbie]

I feel sorry for all the dairy cows out there.

[negativ00]

[sleepystawbie]

My baby loves staring at air vents and ceiling fans, I made a joke to husband about her getting into HVAC when she’s older. His reaction? “Hell no!”

[sleepystawbie]

For context husband works in commercial kitchen design and construction and started out boots on the ground in that industry installing walk-ins. He’s not a fan of HVAC guys for that reason, lol. I was pushing his buttons 🤣

[sleepystawbie]

My baby loves staring at air vents and ceiling fans, I made a joke to husband about her getting into HVAC when she’s older. His reaction? “Hell no!”

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[thesunlikehoney]

@redcat-kume

[redcat-kume]

it's that time again!!!

[sleepystawbie]

You can’t tell my shit today because my baby smiled at me for the first time 🥹

[viralfrog]

[fishthegenderwiz]

That must be where she's heading now!

[kominfyrirkattarnef]

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. I click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

[horce-divorce]

Freezing Your Tits Off Friday

[sleepystawbie]

Beebo gets wrapped in a swaddle sack for bedtime and I call it Slug Mode and tell her she is a slug. She always looks unimpressed.

[toastbutteregg]

[italiancore-deactivated20220107]

I wish more people did it, props to you and your mom

[sleepystawbie]

For the purposes of internet I will be referring to my baby as Beebo. It’s not her real name, obviously, but I gotta call her something in my posts.

Anyway, I had no idea that an 8 day old could hold that much liquid until I was covered in it.

That is all.

[sleepystawbie]

Bruh giving birth is a fucking mental experience.