Overthinking Nerdy things.

We're going to make this interesting. hopefully. I mean, I am. uh. yup... internet version of uncomfortable silence.

[animentality]

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[cannibalchicken]

[s6sh6]

[ejacutastic]

[vyrkann]

[sirfrogsworth]

The Case of the Decapitated Frogs

As you may have seen, I have been using this frog-themed birdbath as a feed bowl to attract birds for my latest photography project.

It was working well and it added a fun element to my photos.

But the other morning I went to refill the bowl with bird food and it had been knocked over and frog heads were gone.

Then I saw this.

Clearly, the groundhog was the culprit.

Lock him up.

He's guilty.

The monster even returned to the scene of the crime to admire his murderous vandalism.

Case closed.

OR IS IT?

A new suspect appears!

One of the fox teenagers has been snacking on spilled bird food.

Could he have jumped up to the bowl? Could he have knocked it over to claim more unsalted peanuts for himself?

DID HE FRAME THE GROUNDHOG?

This case is a mess. All I have is circumstantial evidence and speculation. No confession. No eyewitness to the frogicide.

What would Columbo do?

Perhaps he would set a trap so that the culprit would incriminate themselves. He might leave the birdbath filled with tasty bird chow overnight, set up a camera, and see if the groundhog or the fox take the bait and expose themselves as the villain.

JUST ONE MORE THING...

Sacrebleu!

It was a gaze of raccoons!

The fox was just a bystander!

I realize now that I wrongfully implicated the groundhog. I should have looked into his eyes, as they are pure and innocent.

I'm sorry, Mr. Groundhog. I am clearly no Columbo.

I have cancelled the bounty on your head.

[thefrogman]

Epilogue

The outlaw gang of raccoon vandals returned last night.

Their ringleader had no shame.

I'm calling him Jesse James.

And I made this cool poster.

I will be locking up the food at night from now on, but I had to capture as much raccoon shenanigans as possible before then.

[unstablebill]

I've been scream laughing at this for several days

[theonion]

Claiming he could eat the stuff every day and still not get tired of it, local yak Henry Cunningham expressed his sincere hope Tuesday that they never stop making grass. “Man, after a long day on the plateau, nothing hits the spot like a big mouthful of grass,” said Cunningham, adding that just thinking about grass’s unbeatable taste and satisfying texture was making his mouth water.

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[depsidase]

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"Why don't you post selfies more often"

Ah, see, its simple

I never like the way I look

[tastefulnerd]

So every few weeks I get a text or call for some woman named Silvia. And it's always about a health thing. Yoga, eyeglasses, weight loss , gyms.

She either she keeps handing out my number or a number close enough to mine, people are getting it wrong.

Maybe a gym she gave it to sold it to a data broker.

And it's always health clubs, yoga, gyms, physiotherapy.

Sometimes it's even confirm your session stuff.

I wonder if this is her throwing a stranger under the bus, (haha you fell for my fake number!) or if this woman is annoyed at the lack of follow up.

[rottenfishbabe]

Albuquerque, New Mexico

[tdaywasamaritale]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[totallynotmeems]

watching taskmaster and this is going to sound so stupid, but i fucking love going back over the tasks to see if i can think of any loopholes.

semantics, my beloved

[baleful-meat-worm]

apologies to anyone who followed me for tma. cow studies :) ❤️

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

[bobzillashiftwoods]

[roman-royy]

the always sunny podcast nº31

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

When you get turned into a modern hieroglyphic

[daciancatamite]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[daciancatamite]

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

[beardedmrbean]

Congratulations on the cat