The Signs As Shit I’ve Done As A Kid
Aries: Sleep walking in the middle of the night to ask my sister if she was a biscuit and yelling at my mum to stop being a "big mooser"
Taurus: Spending an hour in time out cause I kicked a ball over a fence and when told to apologise, wouldn't because "I was already going to"
Gemini: Saying yes to a girl who asked me out and immediately breaking up with her on Club Penguin
Cancer: Watched "Brother Bear" 5 times in a row all night and cried when I had to go to school in the morning
Leo: Tried to walk the distance of a 5 mile river with my friends while in it, in October resulting in getting taken to hospital for mild hypothermia
Virgo: Crying in the canary islands while watching Spanish dubs of Zoey 101 because I listened to "Because of you" by Kelly Clarkson for the first time on my mums mp3 player
Libra: Deleted my sisters Neo pets account because she ate my cookie
Scorpio: Not knowing I was dating a girl for 2 and a half years
Sagittarius: Bounced a bag of self raising flour on a trampoline in my back garden in the summer and busted it causing the whole 4 gardens over to become a congealed dough like mess
Capricorn: Poured 4 litres of diluted orange juice in the bath and drunk it while I was still in it
Aquarius: Lying when my teacher asked if I was chewing gum once in primary school and I was too embarrassed to admit i was eating a page of paper so I told her I wasn't eating anything with my mouth obviously full of paper
Pisces: Made a online quiz and used "cum" instead of "come" to shorten the character count and got confused when my sponge bob knowledge quiz kept getting age restricted
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