they will train me

in the art of opening up

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

Fuck the double standards.

[jokerinyaraizi]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[enchanting-autumn]

[langste-deactivated20150222]

[polynesia-deactivated20240207]

sorry ive been distant lately its because ive been distant lately

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

September

[the-shy-fox]

[weedfordays]

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[curseworm]

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

[lemonsharks]

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

[popular-to-contrary-belief]

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[grimeclown]

thats not a coincidence

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

shout out to the little rat in my ribcage for keeping my blood pump pump pumping!

[thebootydiaries]

White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy’s inner monologue: you fool! You’ve activated my trap card, “Without me? ;)” it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!

[30-minute-memes]

[littledeludeddupes]

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

while two snakes FUCK to the death

[eruditionanimaladoration]

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

[gelana78]

Metal as snakes fucking.

[thedurvin]

[larchcoin]

[realfootage]

[starry-sam]

what

[starry-sam]