Let's Do A Little Less Talking

Tate Morgans, 22, Ridiculousness

[sparrrowland]

[moan-s]

[justinbiebergifs]

[neueskapitel-deactivated2016041]

[tatemorgans]

htmlalo :

“S-sorry,” Alo stuttered as his books fell splayed out in front of him. “I-I s-should r-really w-watch w-where I-I’m g-going. I-I’m r-really s-sorry.”

“Bro, chill out,” Tate laughed, clutching at his stomach as he watched the other. “I was totally gonna trip you anyways. It’s like you read my mind. Fucking sick. Are you telepathic or something? Am I?”

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genevievetf :

“Yeah, I know. I just don’t feel like you should pay me,” she shrugged. “I don’t have a fake ID, no. I’ve never really thought of getting one, honestly. — Tate is honestly my favorite character, and I will ‘ship’ Tate and Violet until the day that I die.” 

“Nah, it doesn’t come out of my paycheck or anything. Trust me, my boss is fucking loaded. He can afford to pay a photographer,” Tate assured the other. “There’s this sick site where you can get super legit ones that are so nice. I had one when I was fifteen and would get into mad clubs,” he explained. “Violet was kind of chill, but then she’d get on my nerves when she was whining. Like, ‘oh Tate, you’re scaring me,’” he voiced, mocking a general female’s voice: high and whiney. “And I’m like grow a fucking pair, Violet. You’re living with fucking dead people.”

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paisleyvalez :

“Well, considering I’m only 23, it’s pretty much impossible for me to go through a midlife crisis since I haven’t hit midlife yet. And I’m sorry, not all gay people wear ascots, american apparel shorts, and brand new vans. But nice job stereotyping.” Paisley said, still raising an eyebrow at this pathetic excuse for a person. “And this is actually the first time I’ve ever talked about it, so I don’t think telling you that your shitty show is shitty is going to help anything, especially since there’s literally no one else around to hear me. You’re like, the kind of person who’s so awful that when they’re dying on life support, someone unplugs it to charge their phone.”

Tate tipped his head back in annoyance, wondering when the guy...girl...whatever it was was going to stop talking. The incessant whine of the other’s voice had him wondering what on Earth he did to deserve this. Maybe it was that time he tossed his half eaten lunch out the window of an Uber and watched it splatter across another person’s windshield. Maybe it was that time his mom had grounded him, so he went under the sink and bashed the pipes in. Maybe it was the time he convinced his cousin that jumping off the roof into their pool was completely safe and Colin had ended up in the emergency room. So many instances had gone through Tate’s head that he hadn’t even realized the other had stopped talking. “Oh thank god you’re done,” he breathed a sigh of relief, wiping his forehead as he let out a chuckle. “I was about to go to church and start praying for forgiveness for my sins or something. Close call. Anyways, you can go now.”

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oli-cloverfield :

“Uhh. Right, okay.” He nodded, quirking his eyebrow at the boy in front of him. “Um, you know what? I actually have a meeting to go to, and by meeting I mean meeting some food to my mouth, so– have a nice day laughing about… zoo profanity.”

Tate snorted, giving the other a skeptical once over. “Alright, bro. Have fun with that meeting with yours. Or whatever.”

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lmaoblair :

Blair simply rolled her eyes as she crossed her arms. “Okay, now that you’re done acting like you’re bit shit, can you stop looking at me now? I feel my IQ slipping in numbers by the second and I’d rather not be categorized mentally slow by association.”

“Kitty likes to scratch,” Tate commented, raising his eyebrows in obvious amusement. “Alright, alright, no need to bring the claws out,” he raised his hands in defense, still grinning.

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jasminextrieu :

“Wait what? So did the third giraffe ram the second giraffe into the first giraffe or am I completely missing the point?”

“Yeah, so basically the one giraffe gets a face full of ass,” he explained with a grin. “Because giraffes are clumsy as fuck.”

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justbejamie :

Jamie grinned at the guy and chuckled, shaking her head. “Sounds like a grand ol’ time,” she laughed. “Do you work at a studio or something?”

“It’s fucking sick,” Tate laughed again before tearing his eyes away from the video. “Yeah, for a tv show. Best decision I’ve ever made in my life. Your job is probably boring as hell, right?”

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carlislevox :

Carli rolled her eyes, “nah, your parents are pros. been finger poppin each other since before you were born.”

“That’s probably true actually,” Tate chuckled, pushing his hair off his face. “But, all old people are fucking weird,” he wrinkled his nose.

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xoariannasmith :

“I guess. People are dumb ass hell though, so I can’t even begin to imagine some of the things you’ve seen.”

“This one dude sends in like videos of him just petting his cat and I’m like bro you got some serious issues. Who the fuck wants to watch you petting your fucking cat? That doesn’t get viewers. You want to get on the show? Send in a video of you farting along to Adele.”

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genevievetf :

“You don’t have to pay me,” she shook her head. “Nope, never been in a club. It’s also because I’m still a small child that people think I’m twelve instead of nineteen,” she shrugged, laughing. “It’s nice to meet you Tate. Your name reminds me of Tate Langdon, but you don’t remind me of the actual character.”

“Bro, you’re a photographer. You know you can charge like a killing, right?” Tate laughed, raising his eyebrows at her. “Do you not have a decent fake though? They can’t not let you in if you’ve got a kick ass fake,” he waved off. “That dude’s a total bad ass. Pulling chicks from the grave? Fucking legendary.”

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genevievetf :

“I feel like it would be a disaster, yet fun way to have a small photoshoot with the Janoskians,” she soon wrote down a final thing before closing it back up. “I’ll make sure to get back with you once this is finished,” she nodded before putting her notepad back. “Some loyal girls are like that. I’ve never been into a club, so I don’t exactly know what it’s like in it. – Oh, I’m Genevieve.”

“I can ask him about it. Dude’s got major connections, so we’ll see about it,” he offered, shrugging his shoulders. “Thanks a ton. I’ll make sure to get you a check when you’re finished,” he grinned. “You’ve never been in a club? Ha, no fucking way, oh my god. Who are you?” Tate demanded, letting out a surprised laugh. “Tate.”

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gdichuck :

“I can’t just take a hundred bucks up front, and then go out and do what’s going to amount to more than a hundred dollars of work.” Chuck shrugged his shoulders a little, reaching under the desk to grab his portfolio out of his bag–he always carried it with him. “You can look at my portfolio if you want. That’s usually what someone does to make sure they like the kind of pictures someone takes.”

“It’s just a complicated situation, dude. I want very specific stuff. I want disgusting and impossible and fucked up. I want stuff that’s unlike anything you’ve done before. It’s got to be unique to us,” he tried his best to explain. “And just like you can’t take the hundred upfront, I can’t just agree to your price if I don’t know what I’m getting. You feel? Look, if you can get what we’re looking for, money isn’t an issue. I work for this huge tv show. We’ve got an enormous budget.”

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xoariannasmith :

“Yeah, i’ll pass and take your word for it.” She chuckled. “You don’t ever get tired of looking at that shit all day though?”

“Some of the shit we get is just downright ridiculous,” he admitted, shrugging his shoulders. “And I’m rolling my eyes because who the fuck thinks that’s funny? These people must be fucking idiots. But, once I get to one of the good videos, I’m over it. So, no, not really.”