I'm Pitted As Heck @flat-fish - Tumblr Blog

disclaymore-deactivated20230920

Finding my mother’s sugar daddy’s tumblr with a handful of furry drawings on it was easily the worst thing I’ve done in my life

trashcanbees-deactivated2019120

never say those words in that order ever again

brbgensokyo

This is how Hentai Artists be drawing milfs

newdoges

hyrude

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

the-darkest-of-souls

This is absolutely amazing

tamwah

omg what if a pregnant woman has a tapeworm does the baby and the worm fight

tamwah

like who wins

memecucker

warchiefwindrunner

this is the funniest thing that has ever fucking happened to me

if-only-angels-could-prevail

zanimez

proof that tik tok is dark vine

kinema-citrus

HORNY PEOPLE OF TUMBLR

ITS BEEN AN HONOR

swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact

Hows everyones homunculi coming along

thefighter2-deactivated20200212

Hell im just nutting in chicken eggs for fun

swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact

This is a discussion for serious homunculus alchemists. If all you have to bring to the table is cumming in eggs like it’s a joke your can go fuck yourself

thefighter2-deactivated20200212