trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
we're not kids anymore.
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Claire Keane
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Origami Around

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Kaledo Art
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Andulka
cherry valley forever
Xuebing Du
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@tatertac
Me walking into heaven when society told me my gay ass was going to hell
Wholesome and true
Me arriving in hell anyway knowing damn well that being gay had nothing to do with it
Blease stop Dutch is barely a respectable language as it already is
#oh thank god i thought i was having a stroke (via)
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wow the new jurassic world looks so good
just so you know, X Gon’ Give It To Ya’ and A Thousand Miles have the same BPM
they didnt match up perfectly but I did some editing.
THIS IS SO WRONG THAT I CAN’T STOP LISTENING TO IT
is this terry crews’s workout jam
This slaps honestly.
Somebody do the opposite of this and put the vocals to A Thousand Miles over the music of X Gon’ Give It To Ya’.
@ruthless-rage @soulless-octopus @somberparty
hell yeah.
When women want to fuck monsters:
When men want to fuck monsters:
Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.
I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.
I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised.
I WAS NOT READY
OH MY FUCKIN GOD SHE FUCKIN DEAD
WHATEVER I WAS EXPECTING, IT SURE AS HELL WASNT THAT
are they dead now or
Thundara
This made me laugh way too loud
Broke:
Woke:
im a snail and god is salting me
99 Luftballons is German despacito
Das ist so traurig. Alexa, spiel 99 Luftballons.
Random fact: In 1928 a visionary Russian poet Vladimir Mayakovsky visited Paris for the first time and wrote a poem about the slutty, slutty time he had there, ending with:
“My dick, like a mythical tale,
Has been passed from mouth to mouth.”
ABSOLUTE LEGEND
Asking the real questions
Fun fact, this is actually part of a larger series on the most practical medieval weapons for fantasy species.
And it’s legit good too, given the dude who does ‘em also studies these kinds of things for a living!
this series looks super interesting and entertaining and im gonna check it out but goddam if this isnt the funniest name for a video ive ever seen
Happy Pride!
How.. how long did he spend setting this up???