Food is Magical

This is the side blog of an artist. This blog is just for me to enjoy the things i like and reblog funny stuff. My main blog is purrrsimmon

[skarchomp]

bard, trying to do literally anything: okay i roll t–

my barbarian ass: 

[tatochipwitch]

I miss my friend but I don't think she wants me any more. O haven't talked to her in so long but I think about her every day and I miss her.

Her life is going so well and she's having a blast loving it. I'm happy for her

I miss her a lot

[weavemama]

wow how about that

[thetraveler10]

Reblogged so fucking fast.

[we-foundwonderland]

I’m can’t stop laughing. I just sent this to everyone I know

[vampyrska-azhdaya-deactivated20]

how would anyone not think “oh hey… Maybe she doesn’t give a fuck” when will people start minding their own fucking business… 😒

[tatochipwitch]

tired of keeping this blog half alive when staff has pretty much deleted my other blogs and blacklisted my main blog. i'm gonna delete my tumblr. good bye

[pointnclickadventuregame]

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

Turn to page 14 to climb into the clowns jaws.

Turn to page 6 to turn around and walk away.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

[z-t00n-deactivated20240811]

It’s @mysillycomics‘s Bohug! +Pompom

[z-t00n-deactivated20240811]

here it is

[flightyfinch]

i miss the days when people would discreetly cough blood into their handkerchiefs instead of everyone always trying to be this season’s Little Miss Tuberculosis

[dovahfem]

I just learned about the “Husband Stitch” a few days ago and i’m still fucking mortified. Women’s bodies do not exist for the pleasure of their boyfriends or husbands.

 Doctors who perform this procedure without the consent of the pregnant person are evil misogynists, undeserving of the privilege of working with pregnant women and other people.

[geekandmisandry]

Oh my god, nooooo.

[vaspider]

If this is done incorrectly (and yes, I know someone this was done incorrectly to) it makes sex really uncomfortable, like realllly uncomfortable, and can require follow-up surgery to fix. The person I know who this was done to ended up with the, uh, outside getting the ‘husband stitch’ but the inside… not? So she ended up with a little ‘lip’ of tissue that would get seriously irritated during sex, and over a decade later had to have another doctor go back in and snip that ‘extra stitch’ open. 

Yes, it was that bad.

[jakeluppin]

I would recommend reading this article and then reading Carmen Maria Machado’s The Husband Stich. 

An excerpt from the above article:

I was first introduced to the husband stitch in 2014, when a friend in medical school told me about a birth her classmate observed. After the baby was delivered, the doctor said to the woman’s husband, “Don’t worry, I’ll sew her up nice and tight for you,” and the two men laughed while the woman lay between them, covered in her own and her baby’s blood and feces. The story terrified me, the laughter in particular, signaling some understanding of wrongdoing, some sheepishness in doing it anyway. The helplessness of the woman, her body being altered without her consent by two people she has to trust: her partner, her doctor.

So many people don’t even know what this is. The Wikipedia article on the husband stitch was published this month. 

[lalavellan-deactivated20210426]

Just adding my voice that this is indeed real and it was done to me. I haven’t enjoyed sex since I had my son and honestly I’m concerned about having a second child because I was so “small” the first time around I ended up with 3rd degree tearing.

Yes I have that same lip and the only reason I never went back to get it fixed is the conception/birth was so traumatic I couldn’t bring myself to be touched like that by doctors for years.

Just, be aware and let someone advocate for you when you’re in labor. Ask your OBGYN their thoughts on this and choose carefully.

[fleurdelisposts]

Bitch wha?!!!??

[alexxthestripper-blog]

After 18 and a half hours of labor with my son, an episiotomy, I finally gave birth to my baby. I passed out from exhaustion minutes after meeting my son. I woke up some time later with this stitch. My doctor asked my (now ex) husband and he decided that I should have it. I was never asked. The stitch was done correctly but now I have to take a lot longer to ‘warm up’ for sex or it hurts. It could’ve been so much worse but just the feeling of being having that decision taken from me and having the most private area of my body altered like that after such a traumatic experience is something that to this day haunts me.

[listlesslion-deactivated2019052]

I don’t think I’ve ever read something on this site before now that actually made me feel like I was going to be sick

[synaps]

*bangs pots and pans* Medical ethics: RESPECT FOR AUTONOMY, NON-MALEFICENCE, BENEFICENCE, JUSTICE *BANGS POTS LOUDER* Hippocratic Oath: I WILL ABSTAIN FROM ALL INTENTIONAL WRONG-DOING AND HARM, ESPECIALLY FROM ABUSING THE BODIES OF MAN OR WOMAN, BOND OR FREE *smashes pot in doctor’s face* All medical practitioners are held to respect these tenets and swear this oath in some form. All of us. There is no excuse, ancient or modern, for this violation, and I’m fucking seething.

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

Reblogging @synaps because of the Hippocratic Oath.

[cat-harman92]

I have too many emotions to properly express my anger, but this is fucking disgusting 

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

whaaaaaat??????

[dumpster-waifu]

Happy 4/20! Release everyone currently serving time for non-violent drug offenses!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

BRIE JUST PICKED UP A BOOK I READ NEARLY EIGHT YEARS AGO IN HIGH SCHOOL THAT I APPARENTLY THOUGHT SHE’D READ RIGHT AFTER ME AND WE’RE LOSING OUR MINDS

[ewaneneollav]

new insult

i hope youre about to get surgery and when all the doctors are out of the room curious george strays away from the man with the yellow hat and wanders into the operating room then becomes curious about how the human body works and fucking vivisects you

[feministism]

[thetenderpassion]

[justbadpuns]

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at!

[glenncoco4]

Only Texas

[geniusoflove]

god. god. im glad i have the gay gene so i can listen to abba and lose my fucking MIND. its so sad straight people cant appreciate abba like we do

[geniusoflove]

me listening to voulez vous