Luke's Chest Hair

A blog dedicated to 5 cunts who have no idea I spend my time on them 24/7. So far up their asses that I forgot what sunshine looks like"Jano my story not my name" 

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[hrm00-deactivated20150924]

I want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing

[idle-handss-deactivated20200807]

I hope that someday you all become filled with so much happiness that it heals every part of you.

[ssnoot]

I wanna run away with someone in the middle of the night and go on adventures and see the world and eat at cheap truck stops and sit on top of our car and look at the stars and just be somewhere other than here. 

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

The Government spying on me: this bitch does nothing

[tattoedluke]

Yesterday was the last day I would be on the same campus as Brett “the quarterback” LOL

[trylerjoseph]

[sexwithjailuke]

When twins try the face swap and there’s no difference at all :D

[paulipauli7]

2012 - 2016 fuck…

[tattoedluke]

Damn I haven't been on in forever!! This feels weird what's a janoskian?

[daisybud]

hands up if you’re sad, stressed, tired and really craving romantic affection

[tattoedluke]

Brendon: I'm Releasing a new album on the 15!

Me: okay cool that gives me just enough time to emotionally prepare

Brendon: Psych! I'm gonna leak it all! Burn in emo hell fuckers!

[jewlsies]

tomorrow might be the best tuesday of ur entire life and i think that is a good thing to remember

[petr1kov]

tbh I’m never living this scene down

[hoebutmadefashion]

[placebhoe]

yall pray for me so i can get kissed in 2k16

[thesesilhouettedreams]

Sometimes it’s hard to explain your emotions, but that’s because they were meant to be felt and not spoken.

(via thesesilhouettedreams)

[mysweetcupoftea]

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

[jesseejones]

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.