Tattooed-Historian

@Turtle_Doc on Twitter. | 28 |

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[lastoneout]

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.

[sergle]

pink carnations for the floral portrait series + detail (pls do not tag as "me", thank you!!)

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

[kandykittixd]

This is now my favorite photo

[morrithal]

knitting/chrocheting while hanging out with friends is so funny like everyone shut up for a few minutes i have to count to 115. twice

[thedankmemes]

[whataboutthefish]

[hxneyfarm]

Eddie coded

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[steakplissken]

Doge is 17 and peacefully enjoying cherry blossoms with her beloved family, she would not hurt a fly, she would not lie to us, she would not let Elon Musk pet her

[powerburial]

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

[the-vampire-lord777]

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

[powerburial]

wouldn't even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

[goth-brushbug]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack

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[witchy-self-shipper-deactivated]

[catgirl-techsupport]

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

[inthefallofasparrow]

[memewhore]

[memeuplift]

[stevieschrodinger]

Mostly retired Steve and Eddie. Part time Honey farmer Steve Harrington who let his husband Eddie spend months painstakingly designing and painting beautiful signage for his business. Eddie who poured his soul into the label art for 'Harrington Honey'.

Only to have to stand and quietly seethe every time Steve answers the phone, 'Steve's Bees, what can I getcha?'

[morganbritton132]

Eddie post a TikTok using the sound from that vine that’s like “I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing”/“But ya didn’t” but the text overlay says as Eddie pretends to be both him and Steve:

Steve: I should have left you for dead in the hell dimension version of our hometown

Eddie: But ya didn’t

It’s captioned something like: when I forget to do the dishes three days in a row

Multiple people (i.e the party) stitch the video wearing black and pretending to cry like POV: you’re at Eddie’s funeral after the government kills him.

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[blushweddinggowns]

Eddie, two weeks after getting with Steve, coupled with erratic hand gestures: Okay, so like imagine that your highschool prom king saves your life right? Like full on drags you from hell whilst on the brink of death. And then he helps you beat a murder charge with his connection to a dirty cop. And then he like, sticks around. Like playing full on nursemaid free of charge. And now you got the basketball starter, certified heart throb at your beck and call. And it turns out he’s sweet, and funny, and even prettier up close. Like, how do you not fall in love with that? And then imagine that you do, and some fucking how he loves you back. And your first kiss makes you feel like your dying and getting reborn all over again. Just insane shit. And you expect me not to talk about it? Like this will not be the only thing I am capable of discussing for the next ten years?

Dustin, head in his hands, wishing for death: All I asked was if you could pass the salt.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie gained a pretty good following before he ever mentioned that he’s married. One day, he’s scrolling his FYP and he sees a Tiktok where someone zooms in on a picture of Eddie and Steve at Max and Lucas’ wedding like, “Umm, why does my math teacher have a picture on his desk with the guitarist from that band my dad listens to?”

Eddie stitches the video later that day where he zooms in and out on Steve grading papers on the couch before flipping the camera back over to himself, “Umm, why is your math teacher my husband?”

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