Silly Sadass

21+; he/him; nonbinary trans man. I like bagels. Give it here.

[tsuchikokusha]

[the-vampire-lord777]

Oh my god who is this fine ass man?

[the-vampire-lord777]

Guess who's back (back)? Back again

Shady's back

Tell a friend

[detectivehole]

what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

[detectivehole]

"how do you write such believable men as a woman?" "how do you write such believable women a man?" and the answer people who are good at it always give is "i just write people. were literally the exactly the same. do you think the opposite sex is some sorta totally different animal???" and people respond "woah that's wild. yea i do. and im not gonna stop thinking that goodbye :)"

[anarchistmemedistro]

[self-loving-vampire]

[aropride]

this is because of climate change which is of course bad but. i'd be lying if i said i didn't giggle a little at this headline. Love loses i guess

[the-vampire-lord777]

Help Needed

I apologize for doing this again. I am in college and on disability. I have been struggling with my health as of late and have not been doing well financially due to medical bills. I am currently looking for a better paying job. I only get hours at my current job when classes are in session due to my store being near the campus, which holds true for most places around here. Right now I am running short on money and rent is coming up. I will not be paid again until June 10th. I need between $100 and $200 to cover the cost of groceries and transportation for the rest of the month. Any little bit helps.

I have PayPal, Cashapp, and Venmo.

My Venmo is Erik Salem @ asneakysnek

If you use cashapp or PayPal, please message me for that information. Thank you

[camm-the-cleric]

Apex predators share their freshly hunted prey

[were--ralph]

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[the-vampire-lord777]

Have you ever seen a beautiful tall, elegant goth woman who dresses like some kind of dark elfen prince but then find out she's actually a beautiful man? I'm fighting for my bisexual life out here and loving it!

[hexpatient]

me: im disabled and have limits

the smartest most intelligent guy in the world with the most hugest dick ever like so big, like the biggest dick ever, man and also soooo intelligent and thoughtful and just so so intelligent: have you tried pushing yourself?

[tlirsgender]

"Maybe it's just stress/anxiety" is so crazy as a Dismissive Statement because even when it *is* anxiety it's such an understatement to be like "how about you just chill out idk" when your body is poisoning itself with its own stress hormones. Like okay sometimes it is anxiety. This is still physically happening to me

[tlirsgender]

"It's probably just stress" and it's like well documented that it can just kill people sometimes

[segamascott]

[depsidase]

[my-dailydreams]

[the-vampire-lord777]

I seriously want to know how I ended up with not one but FOUR, possibly 5 very hot alternative men interested in me

When did my life turn from a psychological horror into a reverse harem?

[emqqx]

How I feel after i’ve spent all the day reading smut