For Your Viewing Pleasure!

[cried-havoc]

[tigerlilyupinthisbitch]

Tom Hardy laughs like an old wizened prospector finding gold after digging for 15 years.

[buttface-mcfartsalot]

@cryptidsalad

[iamcode-deactivated20161109]

And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You can’t cover it. It’s just there, pulling the meaning out of everything. That being the case, all the hopeful, proactive solutions start to sound completely insane in contrast to the scope of the problem. It would be like having a bunch of dead fish, but no one around you will acknowledge that the fish are dead. Instead, they offer to help you look for the fish or try to help you figure out why they disappeared. (x)

[millennium-lily]

This is actually a really good way to explain it, I think.

[markula]

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS

[frogsbean]

I’ve seen this reblogged without the original caption before and boy was i confused

Wait, this version of the post misses out what I think is the most important bit of the paragraph “The problem might not even have a solution. But you aren’t necessarily looking for solutions. You’re maybe just looking for someone to say “sorry about how dead your fish are” or “wow, those are super dead. I still like you, though.”“

[sinistralcentaur]

^^^^^

[tattooedhummingbird]

I went to my first jumper show this weekend and we did crossrails and starter. He did better at pace and stride wise but we placed better in crossrails. I couldn’t be happier. I was TERRIFIED THE WHOLE DAY. Will he spook at the judges, will he refuse, will he spin me off. All my worrying and I was the one who screwed up by forgetting the of the jumps on my third round! We rode in a dressage clinic with the most AMAZING clinician today and had incredible breakthroughs as well. This whole weekend was...just incredible. This is the first weekend in a long time that I’ve really felt accomplished with something I’ve put my heart into. Thanks Chase 🥰

[catchymemes]

[sixpenceee]

This video was too important not to share. Via Jake Rogers

[mockwa]

[super-metroid]

theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends

[blackmen]

[euphorbic]

#idris elba looks like good cologne smells

[tinypi]

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

[thefurtrade]

VINES ARE THERAPY

[dont-fear-thereaper]

imcrying

[everythingfox]

2 much zöömz, not enough mattress

Tesla

[ariasune]

[shigarakisankles]

me: why is everyone reblogging this… (turns on sound) …Oh.

[weeping-brat-deactivated2019031]

“Okay, bad example”

[sweater-equestrian]

this is the being i spend thousands on… wonderful

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

Brian Kemp does not belong in the governor’s office.

He belongs in jail. 

[twinsfawn]

“spa-ghetti”

[fendorkian]

This still gets me everytime

[mcnostril]

Blood. Do we really need it? The answer may surprise you.

[zyzix]

You won’t fool me Dr. Acula

[mxcrowe]

In 2018 we got:

FOB’s MANIA and Lake Effect Kid EP.

P!ATD’s Pray For The Wicked.

New songs from iDKHOW.

TØP’s Trench.

New song from Gerard Way.

This really is the Year of The Emos.

[feyrealms]

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

[newtgeiszler]

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

[wombatking]

So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:

John Mulaney - early 20th century

Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.

Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare

Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.

Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.

Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.

[strangehorse]

this is david lynch erasure

[hubblegleeflower]

Who are the female immortals?

[artisanbloodbank]

Jenny Slate - Jazz Age Darling, bffs with Alice Roosevelt

Helena Bonham Carter - Refused an invitation to dine with Queen Victoria based on her treatment of the Irish

Lucy Liu - ran away from home to join Ching Shih, 19th century Pirate Queen’s crew. Was considered too soft for fighting and was given an accordion

Bjork - 14th century Icelandic healer accused of witchcraft, also possibly a selkie

Whoopie Goldberg - present during the Conquest of Constantinople but don’t bring it up around her, it’s too fresh in her mind

Tilda Swinton - found sleeping in a peat bog. Carbon dating inconclusive

[tamjador-deactivated20231120]

this is blatant cher erasure

[aces-and-anime]

Cher isn’t immortal - she can just turn back time