an animal ate all of my boyfriend’s decorative cabbages and he’s reacting really okay and proportionally
[ Begin ID: Screenshot of a text exchange as follows:
Boyfriend: Now fuckin matter Boyfriend: Only pain. Suffring Boyfriend: God said how shall I slap a man most fuckin bastardly Boyfriend: And backhanded me summat seveer
OP: Actually it was me OP: I ate them as a joke OP: On all fours at 5 am, whilst snuffling in the dirt OP: Sorry
Boyfriend: Uuhhhggg ooghg Boyfriend: That shite Imagine Dragon song. Uhoh the fuckery. Every one want to be my enemy / End ID ]
He needs some Lexapro❤️🩹
















