registered sex defender

professional hater, crack pipe collector, and proud owner of a stolen MIM-104 Patriot Surface-to-Air Missile Defense System. Sponsored by Newport Cigarettes.

[taxfraudtutorials]

i don't accept advice or opinions from fat people

[terramythos]

Prithee tell. What is 'ligma'?

[minovskyy]

such riddles can only be answered by the mind goblin

[terramythos]

Enough of your riddles! Who is the 'mind goblin'?

[minovskyy]

[judeiscariot]

perhaps top 10 most influential tweets of all time for me

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

>single coffee mug in starfield has 18000 polygons

>EIGHTEEN THOUSAND

[rallykart]

@taxfraudtutorials

[taxfraudtutorials]

[machine-saint]

whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

[action-exclamation]

[kittenchomp]

[burnedgirlrising]

[fishandshesmygills]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[fishandshesmygills]

brother dubious

[punchesco]

"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."

[molags-balls]

[cannibalchicken]

[the-punforgiven]

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

[catasters]

[powerburial]

(trying to cheer you up) theres actually several castes of losers even below you. you cant fathom their misery

[tropiyas]

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

[tropiyas]

boots with the curse

[bonersniper]

The whole necropolis was looking at her

[oliviawebsite]

if you imagine this isnt about basketball then this headline depicts an intriguing development in a factional war to decide the fate of our world

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

[highlandvalley]

[catasters]