garbage

life sucks, then you die

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

[wizardjpeg]

oh i am so genius

[wizardjpeg]

instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich

[aureat]

[bl33zy]

[badxbaby]

[kafkasapartment]

[spragnione]

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[spacegirl97-deactivated20150907]

[taxicxbs]

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'

Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

[cutepetplanet]

[dollie-dearest]

date idea: u come over and nap with me

[twilight-theater]

[whyisntketchupasmoothie]

Girls who smile at other girls while walking down the street instead of death staring them are the type of girls you need in your life

[ahead]

[mockwa]

…

[crymosome]

hold on i got this

[taxicxbs]

me, who gets up at roughly midday everyday: the days are so short!!! what the fuck!!! how do i have time to do anything!!!!!!