"I want her to step on me" "I want her to sit on me" well i want her to give me a hug i just need a hug and she looks like she gives really good hugs
I do! I also fuck nasty
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"I want her to step on me" "I want her to sit on me" well i want her to give me a hug i just need a hug and she looks like she gives really good hugs
I do! I also fuck nasty
Was recently exposed to Chappell Roan today and I've never heard music before that is so blatantly about women fucking like crazy
LIKE
phenomenon that i think is funny
saw this post and could not stop thinking about @punkitt-is-here as elmo's aunt i NEEDED to draw her
also also while i was drawing i thought up a sesame street episode plot that i think is cute
I WOULD CRY IF I WAS ELMOS TRANSGENDER AUNT ABWUWHGHHGFUFHGFUHFUGUIFHGIUFH THANK YOU FOR THISSS AAAAAAAAAAAA
rough doodle cos i should be working, but enjoy!
HEY? IM GONNA FUCKING CRY? IM GONNA FUCKING CRY AND WEEP ON THE FLOOR?? IM ELMOS TRANSGENDER AUNT?
this text post felt very farcille-core :")
one of the fastest double-takes of my life.....
wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!
I know exactly what happened. Because it happened to me.
I trained for years to be a con artist. I told my friends and family that I wanted to be a magician, but that was just a cover for why I was constantly practicing sleight of hand.Â
In junior high and high school, I would shop lift a bunch of candy on my way to school, sell it to kids at the morning break, and use that money to run a crooked poker game at lunch.
Finally, when I was 19 or 20, I felt I was ready, and I picked my first pocket. I was on the bus, bumped a guy as I passed down the aisle, got his wallet, super clean.
In the wallet was several hundred dollars. A huge first score, I had been hoping for a couple twenties. I sat there looking at the, like, 400 bucks, thinking.
That was my rent at the time. We were both on the bus. It was likely his rent too. Lord knows the only reason to carry that much cash on the bus is youâre on your way to pay a bill. We were both on the bus, you know? Thatâs not someone I was comfortable stealing from.
I tapped him on the shoulder and told him âhey i think you dropped thisâ and gave it back to him with all the money still in it. It was the first and last time I ever picked a pocket.
Picking a rich personâs pocket is a loosing game. They probably have credit cards and not cash, those credit cards probably have the best anti-theft measures their bank can provide, and you probably canât get close enough to those people to pick their pockets unless youâre already rich yourself.
The people whoâs pockets you can reliably pick are the people around you. The people who are also on the bus, who are in this same shitty situation with you.
As wealth inequality becomes more drastic picking pockets has very clearly become âstealing from other poor peopleâ and itâs not satisfying. I want to steal from Google and Apple and Fox and Facebook and General Mills and Hershey and Tesla. Not the person next to me.
Weigh in on the heated discussion me and my gf are having. No nuance Which number is more fuckable
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7
i love you two btw
Important dragon information: though most dragons are carnivorous, they can still be safely given berries and other fruits as a treat. When your dragon looks at you with sad puppy eyes after she finishes her bowl of blackberries in under 10 seconds, you have to believe her that she wasnât given enough and needs more. You wouldnât make her sad by not giving her more blackberries, right?
And yes, saying she is a messy eater is RUDE! It doesn't matter that some of the juice got on you. It was a particularly juicy berry ok? She needs more ok? she's basically starving.
Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.
If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.
Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.
That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.
Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.
animals are so cool i really like animals
i want to hug every animal
i wish every animal was my friend
If your birthday is on June 14th and for whatever reason you are feeling disappointed about that, just know that you share a birthday (hatchday) with my parrot Ripley:
He is turning 16 this year and as always, we will be throwing him a party.
He is turning 17 this year!
Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)
Hyperrealistic simulacrum of a good father
kissing the tgirlâs forehead is the natural thing to do.
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looks like a lot of people in the notes are unfamiliar with the old sonic colouring book edits!