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[elonmuskisabitch]

shoutout to all tumblr users throughout the years for making this website monetarily worthless to the point where whatever corporation owns it ends up selling it 

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[4i20]

[trulyvincent]

[pvali]

IG: pvali.mp3

[protectts-deactivated20210217]

[theconcealedweapon]

An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

[gnotknormal]

Oh wow. That’s…

[icarus-tanning-solutions]

I once dated a rich guy and if I said “Hey it’s illegal to drink on the street” he’d respond with “Nah, it just costs £150″, or “You can’t park here!” “Yeh I can it costs £35″ like… literally… that’s how he saw fines, it was just how much you paid to do the thing. 

[invaderxan]

Reminds me of the double red lines in London. They exist because rich people kept parking on double yellow lines (which mean “no parking” in the UK) and then just paying the fines. So London started putting double red lines on major roads. If you park on double red lines, they don’t give you a ticket. They tow your car away and crush it. 

I like that.

[stormingwinter]

For rich people, it stops being a fine and starts being a fee

[esmeriandreamer]

This is why I approve of getting a fine based on your income.

[vanish]

[theimagerie]

[novh]

[tafttheatre]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[untrustyou]

[bled]

[momther-deactivated20160105]

[yoursummerdreamz]

[catharinethegreat]