Icarus Tanning Solutions

I'm Lewis. He/Him. 32. Collector of Weird Shit, Philosophy Grad, Teacher, Flaming Homo.

[thoodleoo]

i think maybe my new favorite category of roman intaglio art is "insects doing human things" because it's so indicative of the human need for whimsy. now take a look at this 1st century BC/AD intaglio of a grasshopper in a chariot pulled by butterflies

[wowwforever]

monster that wants to eat your flesh : Okay, that's what most carnivores do. Not scary.

monster that wants to drink your blood : Okay, that's what mosquitos do to me. Not scary.

monster that wants to specifically eat your bones : whadda fuck

[morkaischosen]

#giant African land snail if it was evil as opposed to a being of pure heart and utmost virtue

hey tumblr user ravnervn, I now have additional questions, such as, bwah?

[ravnervn]

Giant African Land Snails eat bones in order to get calcium for their shells, but are also among God's most innocent of creatures and thus contain no malice. Hope this helps.

[funny-tik-toks]

[navpike]

i just wanna talk to the art department

[silkywishes]

i can't BELIEVE this.

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[scribblesandscrawls]

Just some text posts I found for the crew of the Zephyr <3

[txttletale]

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[skygenders]

I find it hard to participate in any discourse around JoJo Siwa because I just think her childhood should have been illegal.

[bruntalism]

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[silentspaces]

edit: bonus reaction images:

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[parakeet]

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

[marzipanandminutiae]

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

[vincenzonova]

I cannot get this scene out of my head That little T-Rex doesn't know what the fuck's going on!

(づ˶•༝•˶)づ ~~ Patreon!

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[transfemininomenon]

[pealingpetals]

teases my wrist at you like im a victorian woman flashing an ankle

[cranberrymoons]

i unironically think that the resurgence of mustache culture has brought about a male slut era that is in many ways still in its infancy but is growing day by day. hemlines are getting shorter, chest hair is growing back, tops are cropped. gone are the dark, dark days when the sluttiest thing a man could do was roll up the sleeves of his button up office shirt. we are returning to the light of mustache rides and teeny tiny swim shorts. amen.