you're the hottest bitch in this place

Baking enthusiast. Fully equipped with great hair, and an immature sense of humor. I pride myself with lame jokes, and funny puns.

[taylor-sway]

alsO QUICK

Should i STAY WITH THIS URL OR CHANGE TO COCOSWIFT

TELL ME FORREAL VOSH???

[taylor-sway]

i don't want to brag but vikki already asked me  if  the theme looked good, so we're like totally official right now

[santasugg]

It’s like your little baby, isn’t it?

[taylor-sway]

To put it mildly, yeah!! 

[santasugg]

Oops, nevermind.

[taylor-sway]

I didn't mean it in a bad way!! I'm just too attached!!

[alriightdylan]

It’s a never ending cycle of hurt.

[taylor-sway]

This cycle ends right now. 

[santasugg]

You can get through this whole ‘smack smack’ thing. I know it.

[taylor-sway]

Thanks, but no thanks.

[alriightdylan]

You hurt me.

[taylor-sway]

Well, that hurts me even more. 

[santasugg]

You need help.

[taylor-sway]

I know. I'm terrible. 

[santasugg]

I expect you to be right smack in the front row with teary eyes.

[taylor-sway]

I can't keep focus because all I can see is the word smack. 

[santasugg]

That’s very true… make sure they put comedian on my gravestone! 

[taylor-sway]

Zoella Sugg. Youtuber. Jokester. All time princess. 

[alriightdylan]

I’m going to go with B. Maybe. A little mystery never hurt nobody.

[taylor-sway]

It hurts me!! 

[taylor-sway]

Well, Queen of the smack smack, declare me as smack or else you're gonna be referred to as QUEER of the smack smack.

This is like a form of cyberbullying!!!! You have too many puns, and words that look at like, I hate you!! ( You're kind of smack smack) (A tad)

[perrieedwhoreds]

You would think so, I’m just hoping it is!! Oh, my gosh, I’m getting so excited now, we have to run out & find a luau right now???

[taylor-sway]

I'M SO EXCITED I JUST WANT A GRASS SKIRT AND A COCONUT BRA AND BE EMBARRASSED WHILE DANCING TO HAWAIIAN MUSIC!! 

[alriightdylan]

Taylor Swift, hitting them hard with the sass.

[taylor-sway]

Dylan O'Brien, is a good person and is not mad at me, but happy to see me, because finally left their room? Am I right? A) Yes. B) Maybe. C) All of the above. 

[santasugg]

Though, I wouldn’t be alive to hear the laughs of my audience considering I’d have a heart attack and die.

[taylor-sway]

Then you'd be such an heroic comedian, because you died for your joke. 

[taylor-sway]

Are you also aware that Zach rhymes with SMACK? Because I'm pretty sure that this means I'm smack smack.

Do you know what rhymes with Taylor? tailor, that's right. I'm also aware, as the queen of the smack smack, that I declare who's smack and who's not. 

[alriightdylan]

Sometimes I wonder how the hell I haven’t fallen overboard yet.

[taylor-sway]

Maybe because you never leave your room??Hmmm.