[d-meanor]

[zackisontumblr]

an icon. a legend. a lifestyle.

[tumbwr]

your boyfriend smelled like garlic so i crushed him with my knife and then diced him and fried him in oil. sorry. he still smells good btw

[full-time-corpse]

tf did I just read

[tumbwr]

Hi, thanks for your inquiry. You read: “your boyfriend smelled like garlic so i crushed him with my knife and then diced him and fried him in oil. sorry. he still smells good btw”. I hope this clarifies.

[fleshdyke]

???

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

you have to call someone now

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[brawlcloud]

wouldst thou like to live deliciously? haha I jest! lest…?

[lordmeowdemort]

I strive to be as petty as Lois from Malcolm in the Middle

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[leatherjacketsupervillain]

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

[leaf-jelly]

that’s what

[mexicanine]

WHOMST

[dreamsequencer]

Good news guys

[beesmygod]

THAT’S WHY HE’S CALLED CUMLORD???

[jrh-x]

I’m back for a little while. Lots has changed. Thank you so much to everyone for your lovely messages, I wish I could reply to you all!

Instagram jasmineraye

[jadedfeelings]

wanna rot together?

[notvoid]

[youlovetoseeit]

evolution

[laughconfetti]

I thought these were part of the same meme i was so lost

[retrogamingblog]

[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[cigarettesforcats]

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

[dwinkus]

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

[dante-speaks]

WHOO lmao

[ruinedchildhood]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[uncutgems]

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying