Teaboot's super special class passing battle plan for cool guys:
*First off: I love to learn. I love knowledge. I love understanding new things. But sometimes, you need to pass a class you hate. You need to pass a class that is totally bullshit impractical that has no value whatsoever. Sometimes the teacher sucks ass. Sometimes you need the bare minimum to pad a resume.
Sometimes, two monstrous bridge guardians tell you an impossible riddle, and only way through to the other side is Extreme Violence.
This is what I will teach you.
1. Get your hands on a final exam practice test.
2. Book an entire day out of your schedule. Today you will prepare your armies. Nothing else will happen on this day.
3. Gather supplies. You will need whatever helps you focus, be it your regular medication, caffeine, chill lofi beats, whatever. You will also want food, drinks, snacks, soft pants, and a secluded area where you can sprawl out and be comfortable without being interrupted.
Typical items you will need include:
Flashcards, a notebook, pencils, The Good Pen, an eraser, internet access, and Gumption.
4. Copy every question in the practice exam onto a flashcard.
5. Study the question, and put the correct answer on the back of the flashcard.
6. Go into your notebook, and make a list of all the topics discussed in the practice exam. These are what you will focus on during the actual class.
7. Do all the bullshit busywork in the actual course, but put your actual focus on these subjects. If you can't understand why something is the way it is, just memorize the answer. Put the things you have a hard time remembering into flashcards.
8. Go through your flashcards. All the questions you can answer go into the 'dead' pile. They are dead to you. You have conquered them.
9. Drill the remaining cards until you have none left.
10. Attack the final exam. Answer all the questions you know the answers to. Skip the ones you don't. Then start again, doing the easier questions first. If they list points per question, give priority to more valuable questions.
11. For multiple choice questions you get stuck on, cross out the answers that seem stupidest. If they all seem equally plausible, go with C.
12. Eat an entire pie by yourself and wait for your results.
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