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[mskrysta-art]

i didn't watch house but

[inkiedraws]

Luffy's not used to being the big brother.

[jayberwock]

finally finished the profile pic with my sona that I've been wanting to do for forever!!

[catadromously]

Where timeless spirits meet~

[joneevarts]

Smoke Break

[ham-napkin]

I just think it slaps

[prettybard]

did this destroy me?? yes yes it did., completely and utterly broke me

[mysweetcheesemygoodtimeboy]

Nadja and Laszlo parenting Colin Robinson: broke

Guillermo and Laszlo parenting Colin Robinson: bespoke

[normal-horoscopes]

I am the most Fuckable sorcerer in this panopticon

[flagellant]

Then why are you only POTENTIALLY being observed at all times

[normal-horoscopes]

The panopticon guard wants my wizard body

[flagellant]

Thats funny because the panopticon guard, who is speaking on the megaphone in his tower about how sultry I look in my incredibly observable wizard cell, told me he doesn't know you and has never heard of any of your orbs or staves

[normal-horoscopes]

I'm gay and this is oppressive this is what Foucalt meant by heterotopia.

[cecillias-garden]

You both realize that the panopticon warden is intentionally starting these arguments to keep you from trying to escape from the panopticon, don't you?

[flagellant]

[normal-horoscopes]

Friends I regret to announce that The Demiurge Is At It Again

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This poor man

[cheshirelibrary]

Sometimes classics can be improved upon.

The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries : an alternate ending for Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree by Topher Payne 💯🌳❤️

https://www.topherpayne.com/giving-tree?

[pigcatapult]

I’d always hated The Giving Tree as a kid, but I never realized how much I needed this alternate ending until just now.

[jewish-tutter]

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

[rizaoftheowls]

Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

[rizaoftheowls]

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

[galaxy-of-great-possibilities]

thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated

[above-d-clouds]

A handy table for everyone:

[cityglowing]

Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.

[left-reminders]

Democrats are so ready to rehabilitate capitalist war criminals, including the one that they detested in the 2000s. Watch them do this with Trump in 10 years.

[learn2anarchy]

More like 3-4 times that, but the point stands.

[ithrowshoesatconservatives]

just a reminder for y’all

carter: the operation eagle claw debacle, responsible for severing ties with the soviets when they invaded afghanistan (and laying the groundwork for funding the mujaheddin), forcibly capped cuban refugee entry

clinton: bombed iraq three separate times, upheld the no-fly zones, ordered the bombing of yugoslavia, responsible for the disastrous intervention in somalia

bush: the american intervention in afghanistan, the toppling of the iraqi government, the entire blackwater war crimes scandal, GTMO, Abu Ghraib (don’t google that), blamed the israeli airstrikes in gaza on the palestinians

obama: responsible for toppling the libyan government, leading to actual fucking slave markets, gave the go-ahead for the saudi war crimes in yemen, ordered drone strikes on civilian targets also in yemen, hit syria with cruise missiles and funded jihadi forces in idlib, which by proxy ended up supporting Da’esh (ISIL)

[queerqueerspawn]

Carter always gets "not like the other girls" treatment when he continued funding the Indonesian military dictatorship during the peak of the genocidal violence during occupation of Timor-Leste, which killed over a third of the indigenous population.

[unless-we-choose-to-reverse-it]

Friendly reminder that if the judgements of the Nuremburg Trials were enforced after WW2, every US president since FDR would be hanged as a war criminal.

[zorobae-moved-to-pillowfort]

[legitimateluffy]

[adhd-vibes]

adhd + music moods: 

listening to the same song on repeat for 72 hours straight

requires absolutely no sound. complete silence only. if anyone so much as breathes…

NEED ALL THE NOISE. MUSIC AT FULL BLAST. The external volume has to be loud enough to drown out the internal volume so I can hear the one productive thought. I SAID THE EXT-

music has to be just loud enough that i can hear it, but quiet enough so i forget it’s on and i don’t get distracted by changing the song 

too late. i am now changing the song every .2 seconds. hits shuffle. hits shuffle. hits skip. switches playlist. creates a new playlist that is a slight variation of an already existing playlist. it’s been 5 hours.

[icantrememberifihadanicetime-de]

cops on tv: we caught the killer by tracing this incredibly specific bit of evidence found on the scene of the crime back to this exact time and place which can only mean it was this person, based on this detailed profile and several testimonies versus their alibi or whatever

cops irl: oops we lost the entire body of the victim. guess we'll never know!