watch out bro dr bonkers is sapient oh god oh f

mostly dead because im not listening to grad and this was a joke blog anyways but hey . you never know!

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aubrey writes 18 part essays on twitter about how josuke is gay coded and meta on how jotaro becoming a marine biologist is a metaphor for healing and becoming kinder after immense trauma. jake watches jojo because he likes seeing buff guys with their titties out

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i think it rocks that aubreys the only person in amnesty who has verifiably gone to therapy she can just go right on up to amnesty lodge and think "wow all of you are Super fucked up huh?" but not say it cause thats still a little rude. neds an easy target too she just does Not know what his issue is. thacker is in the barclay and mama boat of A Very Long Time Spent Hunting Murderous Alien Horrors. duck hasn't canonically been to therapy but we all know how wack the system is when it comes to getting hormones so its really him and aubrey just lookin at everybody and nodding like "yeah. these people need crisis counseling." and theyre right. therapy for amnesty 2k20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get on it!

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i havent listened to graduation heres my best guess at the pcs:

clints character: i know fitzroy is the little barbarian and no-name is the firbolg and therefore argo keene is this guy but i just cannot connect the name to the man. its simply not correct. otherwise ive been imagining him as a significantly less awful adult er*dan (i did not read homestuck), and he reminds me of a character whos not that but i cant think who. he haunts me. genasi.. rogue? maybe?

fitzroy: he needs to be buff because hes a barbarian but i can also only imagine him as a manlet. for some reason he reads harder as a halfling than a half.. elf.. which im 98% sure he is. i sincerely cant imagine this dude has a sad backstory unless maybe its some caleb widogast style shit, in which case God Help You All

the firbolg/buddy/no name/[REDACTED]: im a lesbian but this guy is my boyfriend i think. i thought he was they/them nb for like a whole day after grad ep 1 came out and im a little sad it turned out otherwise. i think he is a druid. he has a little pegasus friend and he sounds like an elder demon and he cant do math. i reiterate: My Boyfriend. thanks juice

honorable mention: rainer is the only npc whose name i remember and im madly in love with her

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imagine if the shapeshifter kidnapped jake instead. not in an angsty way just try to imagine a bipedal baby seal in a windbreaker going fucking apeshit

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the goal of reconciliation as a pacifist means to make the universe safe by making other planets fight to the death is announced, and directly followed by a montage of literally everything every abomination has done ever

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aubrey: *thinking* whoa thats wack WHOA thats wack whats up there i wonder if i could get dani to lift me up so i could see it oh shit oh god oh fHEY THERES DUCK i cant believe his goddamn legal name is wayne who had to pay him for that maybe it was a dare i bet he gets weird dares working in a forest hey has duck ever eaten a bug i bet he h

alexandra: *also thinking* hi aubrey

aubrey: *mentally airdrops her this image*

(img description: that one really horrifyingly detailed emoji with a lot of teeth but its been further edited so its mouth is shut end id)

alexandra: ok

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episode 29 is just like "rip to ned but thacker is different"

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POV: you are sylvain

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Bro I saw that u re-reblogged ur dr Harris bonkers murder post I added to and I love your tags alwlwkeb Im so flattered ( Lowkey I almost didn’t add to the post because I thought no one would care lol. It was my honest reaction to ur post it was close to midnight and I was about to asleep but that shit sent me soaring P.S Thanks for doing text id. I’m trying to get better at remembering to do that.

i have to reply to this publically because this is a sideblog sorry about that! but im glad :^) it was very funny and highly appreciated and has been one of my favorite responses to that post haha

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bees?

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i find it incredible that dr. bonkers' first act as a conscious man was murder

[dasflauschy]

That’s just how rabbits are

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i find it incredible that dr. bonkers' first act as a conscious man was murder

[queenpotatothegreat]

This was the only spoiler post I saw and I think that’s beautiful

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Tfw u r about to sleep but u see a post about a bunny committing homicide

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(id: a text message that reads "I wasn't going to listen tonight but I just saw a spoiler post that was one of the most insane out of context things I have ever seen in my life and I will die every second I do not have full and complete context for it" end id)

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i find it incredible that dr. bonkers' first act as a conscious man was murder

[mytinywhispers]

It's what any pet rabbit would do.

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i find it incredible that dr. bonkers' first act as a conscious man was murder

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dani and aubrey can't watch little shop of horrors together because dani is a gardener from a wacked out alien planet who has definitely seen some wild plants in real life and would nitpick the details of this movie from 1986 and aubrey is a former theatre kid who does dislike some aspects of the film and story but is incredibly stubborn and also very passive aggressive in defense of its overall quality send tweet

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happy birthday to all girlfriends on this national girlfriend day but especially to aubrey and dani

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WHAT IF WE KISSED 🤔💋

IN FRONT OF THE GATE TO SYLVAIN😳😍☄(we are both girls btw)