Taako! (From TV)
Every once in a while I’m in a TAZ phase again….
Not today Justin
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Love Begins
we're not kids anymore.
RMH
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cherry valley forever
noise dept.
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Kiana Khansmith
Jules of Nature
todays bird
Claire Keane
Misplaced Lens Cap
occasionally subtle
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Taako! (From TV)
Every once in a while I’m in a TAZ phase again….
to be honest when i see people say that "moral center" characters are boring, i'm like. well, to each their own i guess, you can have your taste and i can have mine. but also: 99% sure that's a straight-up skill issue on behalf of whoever's writing the characters you're thinking of. because when they're written well, characters at the moral heart of their story can also be interesting, complicated, evolving and contradictory, messy, flawed, in possession of Complexes, and most importantly, perpetrators of mistakes so tragic and devastating that they shape the entire narrative. and i know for a fact that all of that is true because of my best friend Lup Adventurezone
Taako adventurezone in 2025……………..
still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing
a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all
The McElroy Brothers and Father debuted the Adventure Zone ten years ago today, widely remembered as the greatest D&D podcast/YouTube animatic prompt/parasocial relationship ever invented by boys. Unfortunately, after the completion of the "Amnesty" story arc, the McElroy brothers passed away in a tragic Among Us accident. They are survived by the Adventure Zone's pristine reputation, their vibrant fan base, and Clint.
i cant take indrid seriously hes The mothman but all he does is sit in a trailer park and like eat poptarts with ketchup smeared on em. the man can see the future and what does he do? goes out and tries to contract rabies probably. dude looks like a human toothbrush
It has been 5 years since this post got people so defensive of ugly men that it incited hatemail. Here's to 6 ❤️
Reminder and fun fact:
Today is the 4 year anniversary of the first ever taz episode
Happy 5!
Happy 10 years!
timeline post-story and song
day 1, year 1: taako and kravitz propose to each other simultaneously during teamsweetflips wedding. carey says it’s gay solidarity, but killian says it’s “really weird and insensitive because that guy wanted to reap noelle’s soul, remember that babe? babe, remember?” day 2, year 1: barry almost proposes to lup while at denny’s, but doesn’t want her to think he’s copying her brother. day 8, year 1: while building a very nice wooden rc car, magnus cuts his thumb off. too ashamed to ask merle for help, he super glues it back on. day 9, year 1: lup and barry elope. day 20, year 1: taako begins hunting the globe for his sister. not because he’s worried or anything. he just has to make sure she knows he’s having the superior wedding. day 21, year 1: to lure lup and barry back home, magnus hires an orchestra to alternate between saint-saëns’s “the swan” and britney spear’s “work, bitch” day 47, year 1: still no sign of blupjeans. lucretia begins distributing fraudulent coupons for fantasy home depot, hoping that barry will fall into her BOGO lawnmower trap. day 53, year 1: taako begins stress baking. day 55, year 1: boy detective turned college professor angus mcdonald begins distributing massive amounts of desserts to his students. day 56, year 1: offering to take a massive drive across faerûn to search for lup and barry, hurley joins the hunt. day 60, year 1: magnus’s thumb begins to rot. day 69, year 1: nice. day 294, year 1: taako pops into the astral plane to vent to his fiancé. day 294, (one minute later), year 1: taako discovers kravitz, lup, and barry eating fantasy panera bread outside the eternal stockade. day 295, year 1: the raven queen instates a new policy forcing all reapers to attend communication classes. blupjeans apologize, and barry cries into a bowl tortellini alfredo. day 307, year 1: taako and kravitz get married. day 17, year 2: on holiday break, angus returns home to see kravitz and taako arguing about the merits of fantasy f scott fitzgerald’s novel “the great gatsby”. he decides to spend his two weeks off at magnus’s house. day 18, year 2: kravitz and taako divorce. day 23, year 2: magnus now permanently wears lemon scented gloves. day 28, year 2: sloane visits, asking if any of them have seen hurley. taako tells her to “ask kravitz, since he’s always right about everything.” day 57, year 2: kravitz and taako remarry inside a chili’s. day 58, year 2: kravitz and taako divorce, citing the reason as “chili’s stank”. day 75, year 2: hurley returns from her wild, cross continent journey. she and sloane kiss on top of the hood of one their battlewagons. they’re in love, and it’s beautiful. they might not be an elf and a halfling, anymore, but they’re here and they’re together. ‘and this?’ hurley tells sloane, and plucks a petal from her bark skin. ‘this feels like living.’ day 76, year 2: kravitz and taako marry for a third time. lup vows to no longer attend their weddings after she finds a severed thumb in the punch bowl. day 98, year 3: after a heated cooking moment in which kravitz mixed up pepper and paprika, taako files for divorce. day 102, year 3: kravitz proposes to taako, who accepts gleefully. day 9, year 4: divorce. day 72, year 4: remarriage. merle and davenport get a houseboat, and ban taako from entering. day 2, year 5: kravitz asks for a “mutual separation”. the raven queen decides to give her taako her eternal blessing to “any future marriages or couplings, please stop fucking asking me for my subordinate’s hand in marriage” day 17, year 5: proposal. remarriage. fantasy instagram photoshoot. magnus cries, not just because the wedding is beautiful, but also because rot is eating his arm from the inside. day 314, year 6: divorce becomes illegal in faerûn.
style experimentation ft. taako and garryl
closeup under cut
oh my god I missed the 10th anniversary of The Adventure Zone on the 18th. Magnus Merle and Taako were 10 years old this month. oh my god I need a second
favorite taz balance arc?
here there be gerblins
murder on the rockport limited
petals to the metal
crystal kingdom
the eleventh hour
the suffering game
the stolen century
story and song
moonlighting/the lunar interludes
Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-
I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.
I don’t know how but this post is funnier in night mode
you know the drill, spin this wheel of TAZ Balance characters and make your choice:
FMK?
Fuck
Marry
Kill
no rerolls, but you can substitute fucking for cuddling or marry for tax benefits if that's what makes it fair/competitive for you and what you vibe with. look up characters here on the wiki if you don't remember them. personally I got Sazed when I tested it and I'm fuming
Magic Brian vs. Dracula GO
Magic Brian
Dracula
Wait you mean like Dracula-Dracula
Why
Is this Magic Brian or Magic Bryan? That informs my answer.
Haello haello velcome to my caeve
What the fuck man
My good friend Jonathan, who writes to me, would not approve of this poll
it’s the parley room…the parlor room? the parley parlor.
well now i need a Dungeon Meshi/The Adventure Zone crossover comic with a cultural exchange program where one side brings healthy, meticulous fantasy!Japanese cuisine and the other side brings the most atrocious processed fantasy!American garbage with an ingredients list full of arcane curses
ok it's out of my system now
how is it that all of lucretia’s one liners in moonlighting always the funniest fucking shit
“oh you’re so deep in the test, you are knee-deep in test town”
“i particularly liked when you ripped the arms off that poor helpless robot”
“here’s the problem: they just run right off the goddamn thing”
“goddammit we love domes around here”
“yes, it’s that we very quickly cut your hand off and get the bracer off, but then we attach the hand back and it’s like, not a big deal”
“are there any non terrible questions”