BigTimeTimmyJim

Ope, sorry, just gonna squeeze right past you here

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[surprisebitch]

its never too early to teach your toddler to do leg day

[tcas03]

[glxtter-moved-deactivated202001]

[roxolotl-remaking-deactivated20]

my animal behavior professor just emailed me this

[thesleepiestspiny]

Visit Original Link

This conversation is funnier hearing just one half of it.

[100proofvodka]

bless you

[aerysii]

That amuses you?

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[saucybconnect-blog]

🤑

[frankoceanvevo]

[clockmocker]

When your friend sees you in public

[clockmocker]

When you see your friend in public

[daekjin]

Chris Evans went full Captain America and lost every last chill he had

[jumpingjacktrash]

cap is not even slightly fucking around

[shiny-shock-deactivated20190217]

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion

[gayturians]

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

[honey-tea-stuff]

I almost got mad but then I was amused

[cherryliqor-deactivated20180108]

the force awakens au where everything is the same except “poe’s interrogation” scene audio is replaced with shrek’s “the muffin man” audio

[leonvrdmccoy]

the groot gatsby

old sprout

[thebootydiaries]

some nerd: hey do u know how to read 

 me (cool and has a skateboard): no