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@tccdles
#𝑻𝑪𝑪𝑳𝑫𝑬𝑺 : a private & selective portrayal of SHARPAY GRACE EVANS, from the high school musical trilogy + sharpay’s fabulous adventure. a look into the life of the primadonna, ice queen & destined star. showcased by reh ( she/her & 21+ ), established on nov 2019 & revamped on april 2023.
&. docs. promo. multimuse. sideblog. pinterest.
BIG day for ANNOYING people !!!!
#WTFISPATIENCE : independent and private all female multi-muse. low activity and minimal formatting, written by reh ( 22 & she / her ).
SABRINA CARPENTER for Marie Claire México
Im currently having some internet issues these last couple day 🙃 but I think it will be fixed by the weekend so until then i wont be around much sorry ://
friends with benefits (sfw) starters
“ i can help you with that, you know. “
“ are we really doing this? “
“ you're okay with us doing this, right? because if you're not — “
“ please, whatever you do... don't fall in love with me. “
“ wasn't really under the impression you thought of me that way. “
“ you're like a brother to me. “ “ don't say that. do absolutely not say that. “
“ friends with benefits? isn't that like, for friends? “
“ don't think friendship is a requirement. “
“ i'm allowed to go on dates, right? “ “ uh... i don't know. do you want to? “
“ do you need any help? with... you know. “
“ don't call me. unless we're talking about... things. “
“ i can't believe we're actually doing this... “
“ why don't you stay for breakfast tomorrow? “ “ define breakfast. “
“ i know we agreed on keeping things casual, but... “
“ wanna stay for breakfast? “
“ you don't think it'll be weird? “ “ nah, it's just two friends... doing business. “
“ if you start catching feels, run. “
“ if my mom comes in, tell her you're my boyfriend/girlfriend. “
“ this is nothing but a consensual arrangement between two friends. “
“ we're keeping this to ourselves, right? “
“ i want you all to myself. “ “ yeah, well, i'm going on a date. “
“ i always wondered what it would be like to kiss you. “
“ course' the thought crossed my mind. you really think i'd be here if i hadn't? “
“ hey, you're single now. can't let that opportunity pass me by. “
“ if you catch feelings, i will kill you. “
“ it's just... ever since me and [my partner] broke up... i haven't really had much look with the whole... dating thing. “
“ you're just a rebound. nothing more, nothing less. “
“ it's only awkward if you make it awkward. so don't make it awkward. “
“ we need to set some ground rules. “
“ am i allowed to stay the night? “ “ yes/no. “
THE NAME ON EVERYBODY'S LIPS IS GONNA BE SHARPAY. THEY'RE GONNA WAIT OUTSIDE IN LINE TO GET TO SEE SHARPAY.
updated my verses :)) so check it out if you want to!!
— ❛❛ // 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙿𝚈 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙳𝚄𝙼𝙿𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝙴. ( a collection of one-liners from the 2018 film, the spy who dumped me. please substitute pronouns as needed. )
❛ you’re such a fucking freak. i love you. ❜ ❛ she’s ordering a custom cocktail. i’m going to kill myself. ❜ ❛ my boyfriend dumped me in a text message. how do i explain that ? ❜ ❛ you’re fucking dead to me. ❜ ❛ you know, you have face like doll. ❜ ❛ can you use your aggressive masculinity for good instead of for evil ? ❜ ❛ fuck you, you worthless nutsack. i’m setting your shit on fire. ❜ ❛ your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the worst song on the jukebox. ❜ ❛ this is how people get shoved into the back of sketchy vans, right ? ❜ ❛ did you get the dick pics that i forwarded you ? ❜ ❛ my mom wants to know if you’ve ever with an uncircumcised guy. ❜ ❛ i know you’re a spy. ❜ ❛ some bad people are after me and now they’re after you too. ❜ ❛ a lot of innocent people are gonna die unless we get this where it needs to go. ❜ ❛ we are not hiding in a fucking pilates plus ! ❜ ❛ no police. we’re not doing police because i killed someone. ❜ ❛ okay. fair enough. it’s both our faults. ❜ ❛ i told you where he was gonna be and you fucking killed him ! ❜ ❛ do you wanna die having never been to europe or do you wanna go to europe and die having been to europe ? ❜ ❛ this is a sign. our passports are still here from our road trip to tijuana. ❜ ❛ people are trying to kill us we’re not parking in fucking lot c. ❜ ❛ don’t be nervous. people get caught when they’re not confident. ❜ ❛ we gotta get rid of our phones. bad guys can track us even if they’re off. ❜ ❛ have you heard mambo’s one through four ? they’re fantastic. ❜ ❛ the same guy that called 7-11 sushi ‘ japanese food ‘ ? ❜ ❛ if you were here to protect me you wouldn’t be pointing a gun at me. ❜ ❛ can we just take a second to appreciate you ? ❜ ❛ i wish he were alive so i could get some answers and then i would tell him to fucking die. ❜ ❛ you’re all over the papers ! i’m so proud of you. ❜ ❛ did you colour your hair ? you look like a princess. ❜ ❛ i’m a semi-professional at this point. ❜ ❛ i think i could be a real help to this operation. ❜ ❛ this is insane. have you ever felt more alive ? ❜ ❛ just don’t die, okay ? i would die without you and then we’d both be dead. ❜ ❛ we have a real life judi dench in our midst. ❜ ❛ i have so much respect for you that it’s circled back to objectification. ❜ ❛ i had braces for nine years. my orthodontist published a paper. ❜ ❛ remember, the best place to hide is somewhere full of suspicious people. ❜ ❛ there’s one thing mightier than the pen, and it’s called a fucking handgun ! ❜ ❛ you know, i was gonna drive home but now i think i might drive into a wall. ❜ ❛ there’s a simple solution. it’s called lying. ❜
there are worst things I could do..... sharpay's song frfr.
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MARGOT ROBBIE AS BARBIE Barbie | Dir. Greta Gerwig
( ft. @boulancoeur ) you handle it beautifully.
exhaustion was not something sharpay was easily inclined to admit to. no, divas don’t get tired, they just push through and work towards perfection. and the blonde has been working towards said perfection for many, many years now. so no, she doesn’t reach exhaustion very easily. but after working night after night and rehearsing day after day, the blonde was starting to feel drained. she sighs, unpinning her golden curls and looks at clement through the reflection of her vanity mirror and gives him a tired smile. ❝ thanks, honey. you make it easier. ❞ the starlet stops her ministrations and turns towards the baker. ❝ you and your treats. cookies? ❞ sharpay turns her best pleading eyes, her intentions to receive any of clement’s baked goods clear as day.
wastin' all your time!
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I'VE GOT AN ENDING FOR YOU. an independent, low activity and highly selective portrayal of G̶A̶L̶E̶ ̶ ̶ ̶W̶E̶A̶T̶H̶E̶R̶S̶ from the scream franchise. canon compliant and heavily headcanon based. as reported by tas.
INTERVIEWS WITH PRESS
* all questions have been ripped from actual celebrity interviews. some questions are offensive. feel free to change pronouns when needed.
“ are you doing or working on anything exciting after this interview ? ”
“ why did you dye your hair? ”
“ tell us about your best and worst day. ”
“ what’s it like at your bachelor pad ? ”
“ what’s your studying process ? ”
“ what can we expect from you next ? ”
“ is there anyone you’re excited to meet ? ”
“ describe the last significant conflict you had and how you handled it ? ”
“ women / men have a hard time controlling themselves around you, no ? ”
“ what are your three favourite body parts on a woman ? “
” what’s something that you used to believe, but no longer believe ? "
“ describe your dream girl. ”
“ how often do you get to hang out with royalty ? ”
“ if you were handcuffed to someone for 24 hours, who would you want it to be ? ”
“ i hear that you’ve had to put a turn door to your room because there’s so many girls / boys coming and going. ”
“ if you could use make up or your phone one last time, which one would you pick ? ”
“ if you were stuck on a deserted island what would you want with you ? ”
“ when did you lose your virginity ? ”
“ what’s the best advice you’ve ever received ? ”
“ out of the people you’ve hooked up with, who has the biggest dick ? ”
“ what’s your favourite thing to do when you have downtime ? ”
“ what’s the biggest difference between you now and the person you were five years ago ? ”
“ would you sleep with [ name ] ? ”
“ what’s one moment from your life that you’ll never forget ? ”
“ what’s your worst habit ? ”
“ is it difficult to talk about your sexuality ? what is your sexuality ? ”
“ who’s your favourite music artist right now ? ”
“ who is the most influential person in your life ? ”
“ do you wear undergarments ? ”
“ what is your favourite song to perform ? ”
“ so you didn’t get an invite to the royal wedding ? ”
“ what advice would you give to someone having a hard time ? ”
“ what are you most proud of ? ”
“ what’s the worst thing your parents ever did to you ? ”
“ have you ever had sex before ? are you a virgin ? "
“ what is your craziest experience ? ”
“ what’s your favourite genre of books to read ? ”
“ how many years have you been training ? ”
“ if you could go back in time and change one thing you did in your life, what would it be and why ? ”
“ what is one thing that you love about yourself ? ”
