Coffee&Cigarettes

Professional nerd powered by dad jokes and coffee. Ohio native. All around cool kid.

[teganfeatsara-deactivated202106]

that’s how I wanna go

[melongifts]

Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed

he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword

HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

[owlmylove]

HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES

[astranaut]

HE HAD IT COMING

[jeremiahsmysteriosotouch]

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME

[astronsouls]

Zelda to Chicago in 0.2 seconds

[0dmg-archive]

[tchnicolor]

I've been feeling gross and disheveled all the time lately. Days where I actually feel like a presentable person are far and few in between. Enjoy this rare moment where I look like I'm going on a safari.

[tchnicolor]

I don't know what this is

https://tchnicolor.sarahah.com

[catstiel]

harry potter is FAKE

set in the 90s but there were 0 (zero) chokers or butterfly clips explain to me This

[marauders-hp-deactivated2016081]

“Parvati scowled and removed a large ornamental butterfly from the end of her plait” (pg. 247, The Goblet of Fire)

[heytherekristen]

I want to imagine that some fan got so heated over this post that they literally went through every single book, page by page, until they found something to fire back with.

[obviousplant]

I made a trashcan for people’s hopes and dreams. 

[lopmon]

[lm-g1]

Visit Original Link

So today is my birthday and as I was scrolling through my tumblr feed before bed, I saw that a friend had reblogged this.

[alexislegend]

[buddhabrand]

[unfollovving]

My dad isn’t home so guess who joined us by the table & made himself look so sad that my mom made him some food on a separate plate & ate with us

[dankassbitchh]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[hentaidaddy666]

[oh-totoro]

Quotes from ‘The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness’ (#1)

[tchnicolor]

I cut 11 inches off my hair

[stolentweets]