"I'm not washing vomit out of your hair again."
"Who do I need to punch?"
"Don't worry, I covered for you."
"You're seriously going out in that?"
"I don't think one bottle is going to be enough."
"You started dancing in the middle of the street and you expected me to join in..."
"I can't believe he/she/they did that to you!"
"How do you suck so badly at this?"
"A toast! To the best friend in the universe."
"I was trying to be sexy!"
"You can't just kiss someone like that!"
"How do you even do that with your tongue?"
"I can't believe your Mom/Dad just walked in on that..."
"When I was a kid, I used to dream about meeting someone like you."
"Is that a phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"I'm so sorry! I swear I don't usually vomit all over my dates."
"Did you just say that you love me?"
"You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
"I can't believe that I ever thought you were a decent human being."
"Is that the best you can do."
"Oh no, you look great in that. My Grandma/Grandpa has something like that back home."
"If you take one more step..."
"How could you do that to me?!"
"I can't do this anymore. I just can't."
"I don't hate you. That takes way too much energy."
[Text] Help. Stuck in the elevator with that creep again.
[Text] Fuck, don't tease me like that.
[Text] Date boring as hell. Save me!
[Text] Might be a little late...cover for me?
[Text] How did you even get this number?
[Text] We're having a movie night. Bring ice cream and booze.
[Text] I fell asleep in the middle of him/her fucking me. Do not think they want to see me again.
[Text] What is wrong with you?
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