DAKOTA: The gig is absolutely up. I'm literally on my way home as we speak, so your reign of terror as a single parent is almost over. Try not to teach her any more crimes in the next few hours. I fully intend on dragging you back to Stromboli at some point. DAKOTA: Also, I'm sorry... my heels? Taylor Kitsch, what exactly do you mean by "avant-garde vision?" Because those words don't belong in the same sentence as my closet. I feel like you're trying to soften the blow before I walk into a crime scene. DAKOTA: And don't think I missed the fact that your first instinct if the FBI arrives is to turn in our daughter. That's actually terrible parenting. You're supposed to go down with the ship. DAKOTA: Although, in fairness, if she gave me that face she does when she's being mischievous, I'd probably cave immediately too. Which is why I refuse to accept any allegations that I'm the bad influence. She came out like this. We're both victims. Honestly, the thought of seeing you both in a few hours is making me ridiculously happy. I miss my little criminal. I miss my husband. I miss our bed. I miss all the boring little things that didn't seem important until I was halfway across the world. So please tell River that mommy is on her way home, and tell her she has exactly one hour to destroy whatever remains of my closet before I arrive and begin my investigation.
TAYLOR: I didn't even get to cry in the phone about how hard it is, probably cause its not hard but like everyone wants some sympathy. We have a crash study hall no worries
TAYLOR: You'll love them, like maybe we can frame them or put them in a cupboard with a little light on them. And I mean that cause I think she did some of her best work on them. Oh no worry they may be limited edition but I found a new one on ebay and its been shipped already
TAYLOR: No that's captains we established long ago Im not the captain here. Not the captain.
TAYLOR: No this was her setting pre-installed. It's turned on the mass distraction since day one, and we both are merely casualties of her brilliance. No that is the best news ever. This house has been entirely too quiet well except for the sound of when she finds your closet. When I told her Mommy was on her way home, she stopped mid destruction, I swear that means something like she misses you terribly too. Well I miss you fiercely. The boring little things are waiting just right where you left them all. You might be the missing piuece of me that is what I learned. Definitely waiting on you to get back cause life has felt paused without you.

















