we out here, vibing n shit

anthony/20/bi/nb (they/them)

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[legitimately]

[getmoneysmokeweedninja4161-deac]

is this normal

anytime i see a person in public giving off indications that they're nervous (biting nails scratching their face etc..) i grab them by the shoulders and throw them really far away

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

[innocuous-gnome]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[averyterrible]

i have not addressed this before, but i feel it necessary to finally speak my truth: i hate all of you for constantly subjecting me to pictures of Robert Downey Jr., even as a "joke"

[maxknightley]

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

[laughcentre]

this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down

[pantywitch]

Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind

[nepofledgling]

going to therapy is so humiliating. gotta explain symptoms like I know how this sounds and I know what you’re gonna say. and the therapist is like it sounds like you’re having symptoms

[iamoutofideas]

it's always the fucking symptoms

[muffinlevelchicanery]

[valtsv]

[roughentumble]

ok hanging out on reddit is actually a great idea. someone said they didnt like henry cavill as geralt because witchers move "10x faster than a human", but cavill only moves at human speeds, and someone replied they were "fascinated by what actor they would suggest instead" given the limitation that all actors are human.

[roughentumble]

"maybe OP knows the secret to making witchers in real life but no one's listening" bro 😭

[thedramaandart]

"Geralt should be played by a horse" is the hot take of the day.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

You’ve been posting some interesting stuff about cooperatives etc recently and I was wondering where you stand politically?

Where I stand politically? Well that’s simple. I support good things and I don’t like bad things. Hope that helps :)

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[parasitoidism]

Among us babies are adopted by one direction

[rslashrats]

One direction have just launched Among us babies imto the sun for charity

[parasitoidism]

Among us babies are adopted by the sun

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Help

[saprophetic]

is this the post you were looking for

[pissvortex]

posting a screenshot of a post in your drafts is different than posting it naked. it adds a layer of protection. you would understand this if you were a highly skilled blogger

[pissvortex]

[romcommunist]

my boyfriend’s ass must be a german ambulance cuz he got that wagen and it makes me start kranken

[romcommunist]

oh mein gott i vant him so bad

[slowspinningredemption]

something I don't think people appreciate enough about Reddit is the sheer dedication tens of thousands of people can have to a good joke

[slowspinningredemption]

for example

[cybersupport]

[backread-deactivated20250608]

L + ratio + you fell off + kill yourself + you thought you ate + stay mad + seethe + cope + youre a freak + you're white + don't care + didn't ask + get real + reported + cancelled + done for + slight_smile + lol + irrelevant + don't care even more + final ratio

[porij]