[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

really finding the concept of swan lake attractive tonight. really digging the idea of me n the girls being cursed into swans all day and turning into a beautiful maidens who do ballet all night. fuck someone coming to “save” me from the spell like I’ll live my whole life like that thanks

[acecroft]

More and more, I find monsters wherever I go. THE WITCHER (2019 - )

[brotherofmine23]

reblog if your taller then BOTW Link

[sipisttoo]

the fact that geralt, of inhuman stamina and all that, makes jaskier walk beside him while he gets to ride a horse is SO funny FUCK that twink ig

[sipisttoo]

geralt, incapable of tiring: you got legs 

[sipisttoo]

geralt having to save jaskiers life bc he fucked another married person:

[garrett-hawkes]

The Warden, immediately after letting the assassin who just tried to murder them join the party:[sigh] I can’t believe I’m gonna fuck him

Alistair: You don’t have to???!!

The Warden: No I’m gonna

[thisisalovestry]

no thoughts. head empty.

[invaderxan]

[lord-kitschener]

#thank god somebody finally is catering to my needs as a consumer

[corporationkills]

‪bitch you got low iron?? get back in the mines then !!!! 😂😂😂‬

[bearie]

haters will see you in diamond armor and call you iron deficient

[cat-n-tonic]

the only two men who have ever fought over me are ralof and hadvar in the beginning of skyrim

[cheriafreya]

[bubblewrapjunkie]

for always bdg knows what is up my man

[nephilidae]

Excellent news! I’ve found the only two ranking lists that matter

[snickerdooble]

wady mawia of the astwaw cwocktowew

[ovopack]

Equipment of a hunter

[this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

[navadraw]

[aenslem]

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Dir: Hayao Miyazaki