"constellations form infinite paisleys in the sky"

they/them ☆ your local cloud fan ☆ very big on the magnus archives, the mechanisms and phm (as well as many others!) ☆ now reblogging at @tea-cake-and-columbidae

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Tea's new and improved intro post: version II!

Hello! I mostly go by Tea or Albert here, but I love nicknames so do what you want. Right now I use she/they pronouns but my gender is an ever shifting ever swirling mass of water vapour in the sky so that might change I guess. I'm also queer (omniromantic) and dating my wonderful boyfriend @y0url0calcryptid who i love very much except if we're divorced at the time anyone reads this in which case assume i am plotting his demise (joking) (divorce counter: 4)

Mutual list (unfinished)

I mainly just ramble on here (see #ramblings) but I'm trying to post my art more too! (#Tea's art) You can find my reblogs at @tea-cake-and-columbidae and one of my oc blogs at @lepus-europaeus (part of the dweebs medievalverse)

I don't have a dni but I block freely. Kind of general stuff, no racists, misogynists OR misandrists, also I'm a minor so no NSFW blogs please :)

My fandoms!!!

The Magnus Archives

Welcome to Nightvale

Moriarty the Patriot

Zelda

Jujutsu Kaisen

Ace Attorney

Portal

The Stanley Parable

The disastrous life of saiki K

The Mechanisms

There's more but I'm lazy. Yap to me about whatever even if I don't know it I'll still want to hear about it!!

SOME of my music:

Yaelokre

Will Wood (+the tapeworms)

The Mechanisms

Tally hall

Miracle Musical

Sparkbird

The Crane Wives

The portal 2 ost <33333

The Family Crest

Alnst ost

Fish in a birdcage

Kevin Macleod

Some fun trivia bits (mostly nonsense) under the cut as inspired by @y0url0calcryptid 's intro post

☆ I like clouds if you couldn't tell, but I ALSO like bugs, birds and steampunk everything so trains, clocks, anything clockwork etc

☆shockingly my favourite colour is purple, not blue. I do love the colour of the sky though (before you ask 'which one' I mean all of them but especially blue sky in summer colour)

☆I play piano (roughly grade 4 but I cannot be bothered to do gradings rn)

☆I have a fancy kind of English accent and I've been told I sound like I'm faking it to the point where I've been asked 4 times (I think?) In the last year where I'm from because people assume I'm putting it on or something. I am very much a British man.

☆My mbti is infp

☆Hello Jon, apologies for the deception

☆My favourite animals are giraffes and magpies followed by crows and goats

☆GCSE art soldier who DID make it out of the war alive !!!!! (Grade pending)

[tea-cake-and-corvidae]

21, 25, and 27?

21 is tea obviously but I am incredibly fond of an occasional hot chocolate, 25 is a deep blue and for 27 I love plants I'm just not great with them :( I have my peace lily who is doing actually quite well and a geranium that is several years old somehow!!!

[tea-cake-and-corvidae]

25 !

Do you love the colour of the sky? But like fr I think a sort of deep blue kind of forget me not meets blue sky colour :D

[prettyboyprettyeyes]

✨soft asks✨

What song makes you feel better?

What is your go to comfort show?

Reading or writing? Why?

Whats your favorite feeling?

How do you like to take care of yourself?

What’s your favorite candle scent?

Who do you feel most like yourself around?

Whats a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?

Best childhood moment?

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)

Do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!

What calms you down?

Bath or shower to relax?

Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?

Comfort food?

What’s something you want to create soon?

How do you feel best loved?

What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?

Have you ever written or received a love letter?

Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart.

Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?

Name of your favorite playlist?

Have you ever received flowers?

Who is your bestfriend?

If your soul was a color, what would it be?

If you could live anywhere with anyone you want, where would it be and who would you bring?

Do you like to garden? Have you ever grown something?

What are you proudest of?

Are you a kind person?

What do your hobbies look like?

[sagemusicnote]

you should totally send me asks.....heh......

[tea-cake-and-corvidae]

helloo!! would you be okay with me using your art (specifically that one will wood cover michael shelley masterpiece) in a tumblr theme/layout with credit ofc? it's totally fine if not obviously but I thought I'd ask first :) and if yes, only for a private theme or one for other people?

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OH MY GOD HELLO YES OF COURSE THIS IS THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID literally do whatever you want with my art just credit me :D I'd love to see it !!!

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I'm having a good time with summer but I'm also very excited for colder months I am suddenly overcome with the desire to bury myself in my plushies for a night

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I love the term space cadet so dearly someone referred to me with it recently and I almost cried from joy

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Headacheposting

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If I was ever going to sit down and talk for hours with somebody one of these people would be @tea-cake-and-corvidae because I could talk to her about anything when I’m feeling down <3

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They're now an honorary child in my mind btw

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Woah this is the first time I've been adopted this family tree is not even a circle it breaks dimensions

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I'M CRYING THIS IS HOW SHE DECIDES TO COMFORT ZAETH AFTER MADELAINE CHOSE TO DATE HER OVER HIM

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I made january a self aware mii on my tomodachi life island I gave him a handwritten apology note I hope he knows I love him

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I keep tearing up because I love cecilos sm

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I like to think I'm funny

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Can eating ice make you sick I'm not feeling too hot hahaha get jt get it OK but seriously though

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My will wood mii is desperately in love with Dr House who is in love with him back but refuses to leave his house so they never interact

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I was having a good time eating ice cubes when I dropped one and spooked myself, shouted 'HUBABABABA' really loudly (midnight rn) and hit my leg HARD into the underside of the table before falling off my chair with fright

[tea-cake-and-corvidae]

I am a normal and functional human being and I can tolerate seeing the pictures my mother took of me to show me my hair without bursting into tears