captain of losers

*snaps fingers** waddup dudes, im sydney and i have no clue what im doing. semi art blog is @coruscant-star but i always forget to switch acc's when i reblog stuff so :)

[jayishyperfixed]

day 2 of posting phm memes until i rewatch it

[an-ungraceful-swan]

I’d say that I’d commit war crimes for Eva Stratt but she’s doing that all on her own and I’m sitting there saying things like “yippee!” and “woohoo!”

[ialreadyknewthat]

i went to see project hail mary last night it was INCREDIBLE and ryan gosling said it was good to give his kids a movie that felt hopeful and what i can’t get over is how the movie literally says to the children

-the world is ending, it’s not your fault

-we have to save it anyway

-this is how far i would go for you

i would’ve given anything to hear that as a little kid.

[scarlct-vvitch]

i love project hail mary (and andy weir in general) so goddamn much because the overwhelming message, the one that you hear over and over again, is that it is always possible for things to get better. there is always a solution to be found. there is always someone who will help you. there are always friends, always answers, always a reason to keep going even when it seems so hopeless and terrible and lonely. and every time you hear that message you're like yeah. i know. sometimes i forget and things seem really dark. but you gotta keep going.

also there is a rock alien who's really good at science and i want him to be my friend so bad.

[scullee]

here’s some project hail mary studies i did recently in heavypaint

[ramenyul]

project hail mary is like i'll make you believe that friendship will save the world. i'll make you remember that our society rests on the backs of teachers and scientists. i'll make you see that even the most cowardly can be brave. i'll make you horny for sandra huller. thank you greatest scifi film of the last 10 years

[mirudraws]

Happy lunar new year!

[womankisservermouth]

[huyandere]

barbie day

[alexxuun]

Xenk!✨(And the party I guess)

[catmask]

im so calm and normal but also if im misunderstood by people in a way i cannot control i will tear apart the fibers of the universe

[bl4]

[astraldemise]

polar opposites

[random-fandom-whump]

Because Tumblr doesn’t have enough Daniel Jackson passing out and waking up in the infirmary…

[gate-team1111]

My favorite part about this gif set is it’s not even close to all of the times this happens

[carnival-phantasm]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[wehaveallgotknives]

my dentist: at some point in the past three years, since your last x ray, you’ve developed two new wisdom teeth, which are waiting behind the wisdom teeth you already had

me: is that... bad?

my dentist: probably not, i’ve just never seen anything like it before. people your age don’t normally get new teeth?

me: so it’s... good?

my dentist: it’s not bad or good. it’s teeth!

[wehaveallgotknives]

for the people asking: top teeth!

[occidentalavian]

op is a crocodile