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welcome to my blog! these posts are all in good fun and I am in no way a professional writer!! I'm known for my smau's and comedy

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[tea-writes19]

So I don’t know if you planned on continuing cap!polycule but I thought of something cute with like the instagram posts like how you did the camping and Italy thing

Y/n started runner and makes it into a big marathon like the NY or Boston marathon and the guys all post pictures supporting her and like their race weekend in the city

Hi! Thank you so much for the ask <3

I definitely plan on continuing my cap!polycule series. I have a really busy summer, but am hoping to find some time to get a couple fics out for you all.

That’s a really cute idea and i’m adding it to my list of ideas for these lovable idiots immediately!!

[tea-writes19]

Hey lovelies! I just wanted to let you all know that there’s going to be very few or no posts this summer as i’m a camp counselor and won’t have a lot of time. I hope you all understand and i’ll see y’all in August :)

[tea-writes19]

being maga and a marvel fan has got to be the funniest contradiction, because you have to be the dumbest person alive to think any version of captain america (steve rogers, sam wilson, bucky barnes, john walker) would ever vote for trump

[tea-writes19]

I know i’m a marvel blog but would y’all be down for some Baelor Targaryen and Maekar Targaryen x reader fics…?

[tea-writes19]

miss puddles | poly!b.b. s.w. j.t.

pairing: bucky barnes x sam wilson x joaquin torres x f!reader

summary: you bring home a hamster and make it everyone’s problem

(part 1.6 of yes)

read more of this pairing here —> ˚⟡˖ ࣪

warnings: established relationship(s), polyamorous relationship, comedy, crack, swearing, hamsters?, rodents?, fluff, short and sweet

a/n: my hamster literally just died and this is my way of coping. pics aren’t her tho bc i’ll literally breakdown if i see a photo of her rn. cap polycule fic but at what cost😔 enjoy :)

yourusername added to their story —>

[caption: everyone say hi to miss puddles]

story replies

user1: omg

user2: hiiii miss puddles!!

user3: she’s adorable🥹

peterparker: wait what

user4: A HAMSTER?!🥹😭

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[tea-writes19]

summer haze | b.b. [0]

pairing: bucky barnes x f!reader

summary: you and bucky have been friends with benefits for as long as anyone can remember. will the gang finally get you two to confess?

warnings: summer camp!au, modern!au, swearing, fluff, fwb relationship, suggestive content, idiots to lovers, friends to lovers

series masterlist

twitter profiles

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taglist: @star-yawnznn @ethereal-witch24 @dolcesaints @ch-locked @adalvsseb

[yourfavmuggle]

omg this is the best idea i’ve ever seen in my life pls kiss your brain for me 💋💛

[tea-writes19]

OMG this has to be one of the sweetest compliments ever!! thank you so much🫶🏻🥹

[tea-writes19]

I usually don’t post things like this as i’m a firm believer that everyone should be able to enjoy fanfiction and my works but with that being said please please please get the fuck off my page if you support Ice and/or Trump and what his administration is doing to America.

[tea-writes19]

summer haze | b.b. [0]

pairing: bucky barnes x f!reader

summary: you and bucky have been friends with benefits for as long as anyone can remember. will the gang finally get you two to confess?

warnings: summer camp!au, modern!au, swearing, fluff, fwb relationship, suggestive content, idiots to lovers, friends to lovers

series masterlist

twitter profiles

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taglist: @star-yawnznn @ethereal-witch24 @dolcesaints @ch-locked @adalvsseb

[tea-writes19]

okay y’all, i’ve been in such a slump and need some ideas to get me out of it!!

send me requests <3

[tea-writes19]

text shenanigans | poly!b.b. s.w. j.t.

pairing: bucky barnes x sam wilson x joaquin torres x f!reader

summary: the group chat is an interesting place…

(part 1.5 of yes)

warnings: established relationship(s), polyamorous relationship, comedy, swearing, crack, cap polycule being unhinged

a/n: okay so i’m blown away on how many people love this pairing as much as i do so i thought i would share some texts they would send each other. as always heed the warnings and enjoy these dumbasses

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[mrgrungusthefrog]

yxfuxuycouvphdutdyjrzugc MORE OF THESE PLSSS

[tea-writes19]

AHHHH THANK YOU!!!

[tea-writes19]

I just wanted to say I luv your cap polycule fics their so good you write for the characters so we'll. I get the vibe it's kinda young joaquin and reader and their old bfs lmao. Id love anything youd write more for them ty 💙

Omg thank you so much!!! I will always be shocked at how many people love them as much as I do🥹

I imagine Joaquin to be in his late 20s while reader is in her early twenties (totally not bc i’m in mine👀) Then I imagine Sam to be in his early to mid-forties and ofc Bucky is just old😭

[tea-writes19]

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ Cap Polycule masterlist ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ

fluff ❀ angst✧ smau୨ৎ 18+ᢉ𐭩

stories

storygate (yes prequel) ❀ ୨ৎ ᢉ𐭩

sam accidentally posts a nude photo on his story

yes ❀ ୨ৎ

your followers are confused on who you are dating

drabbles

text shenanigans (yes 1.5) ❀ ୨ৎ

the group chat is an interesting place…

miss puddles (yes 1.6) ❀ ୨ৎ

you bring home a hamster and make it everyone’s problem

headcanons

playing minecraft

[tea-writes19]

playing minecraft | poly!b.b. s.w. j.t.

pairing: bucky barnes x sam wilson x joaquin torres x f!reader

summary: headcanons for playing minecraft with your boyfriends

read more about this pairing here

a/n: just some headcanons of what i think they’d be like playing minecraft together :) also i want to deeply apologise for not being active the last couple months. the seasonal depression has been hitting me hard

Reader

the self-designated builder and farmer

will crash out if any of the boys fuck with the aesthetic

made the boys travel multiple in game days to find the perfect spot to build your base

has many many pet wolves and cats

and axolotls

has a secret mountain base that only sam knows about bc he built his secret base in the same damn mountain

refuses to enter the deep dark but makes the boys go bc you like the blocks

made a very organised storage room

it’s alphabetised

keeps trying to hatch turtles but somehow fails everytime

breeds horses like it’s no one’s business

loves the mules

has a bunny farm in a lush cave

favorite biomes are plains, lush caves, dark forests (the forest with the mushrooms), the cherry blossom biome, mangrove swamps, and the coral reef

often dies to creepers, wither skeletons, blazes, cave spiders, and polar bears

has rage quit bc joaquin threw a snowball and accidentally pushed you off a mountain

Bucky

still doesn’t fully understand how to play but gets an A+ for effort

tamed a lot of cats until he got one that looked like Alpine

the reason keep inventory stays on

named a chicken steve

steve was murdered after you all let clint join the server

clint was promptly banned

bucky is still plotting clint’s downfall to this day

built a graveyard for all the pets that die

most of them were his…

will die almost every ten minutes

skeletons love him

refuses to go anywhere alone with sam bc he usually ends up dying

is lowkey scared of endermans but will never admit it

likes the birch forest and taiga

has died to nearly every hostile mob imaginable

Sam

the only one who actually plays the game

has a full set of enchanted diamond/netherite armor and tools

beat the ender dragon without anyone’s help

redstone fanatic

has made multiple fake carpets with holes underneath to kill bucky

bucky falls for it everytime

built a nether highway but is the only one who uses it

loves to go treasure hunting and will disappear for multiple days

uses elytra and fireworks to get everywhere

built a landing pad on the roof of the base that you hate

has built a massive hole in the ground that just goes straight to bedrock

constantly asks ‘when did they add blank?’

boasts about how he’s only died 4 times

one of those times is bc bucky lit him on fire in the desert

the other times he died were bc of multiple baby zombies and twice from shulkers in the end

favorite biomes are the nether, mountains and mesa

Joaquin

first thing he did was make a villager trading center

it goes against the geneva conventions

isn’t allowed near any dynamite after he blew up half of the base right after you finished building it

collects parrots like they’re pokémon

fishes like crazy

there’s at least three double chests just full of fish

dies to creepers often

spends days in the mines with sam

has multiple enchanted fishing rods

makes it his mission to kill the guardians at the underwater temples

and also to befriend all the dolphins

has searched frantically for a mooshroom island but hasn’t found one yet

there is one but you all decided not to tell him abt it for shits and giggles

often dies to creepers, bees, and drowned

once died to a llama bc he was on half a heart

loves mooshroom islands and jungles

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[tea-writes19]

hey loves!! I just wanted to come on here and apologise for not being active! I hit a writing slump back in September but am slowly working my way out of it. love and appreciate you all🫶🏻

[houseofhyde]

Ughh I keep seeing this video of this tall guy with a bunch of tattoos kneeling, and then when he goes to stand up his gf tells him to stay and he immediately sits back down like 🤭🤭🤭🤭

It’s soooo Bucky coded like imagine muscular Bucky Barnes and tiny 5 foot something gf that he listens to immediately

Idk js brainrot thoughts

babe i’m not joking, that video came up on my insta feed today. i wish i had liked it so i could link it here 😭 but yes, i see the vision.

as someone who is lacking in the height department, i’m having visions of beefy!bucky acting like a damn lap-dog for his shorter girlfriend… i’m talking pure obedience, that man would hop around in a circle on one foot if you so much as insinuated that’s what you want him to do.

i’m also having visions of this very same beefy!bucky with tears streaming down his face when his perfect girl denies him his orgasm for the fifth, sixth, seventh time. despite all his pleading and protesting, bucky doesn’t even grapple for an inch of control.

and, yeah okay, his arms are technically tied to the headboard… in a literal bow, pink silk binding his wrists to wood. but, c’mon, beefy!bucky is a wall of pure muscle. if he really wanted to, he could snap the headboard in two and have you pinned beneath him before you get the chance to even gasp his name.

he won’t do that, though. because bucky is already exactly where he wants to be.

at your mercy.

[iamthatonefangirl]

no words just

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[tea-writes19]

@iamthatonefangirl summed this up perfectly!!

[tea-writes19]

text shenanigans | poly!b.b. s.w. j.t.

pairing: bucky barnes x sam wilson x joaquin torres x f!reader

summary: the group chat is an interesting place…

(part 1.5 of yes)

warnings: established relationship(s), polyamorous relationship, comedy, swearing, crack, cap polycule being unhinged

a/n: okay so i’m blown away on how many people love this pairing as much as i do so i thought i would share some texts they would send each other. as always heed the warnings and enjoy these dumbasses

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[sunday-bug]

“grown ass men” HAHA omg I loved this miniseries so much!!

[tea-writes19]

OMG thank you so much <3 <3