TeaBag's Fascinating Nuthinburger of a Blog

Hi! Big Gamer over here! My pfp is from Tomb of End!

[ricedeity]

hello / goodbye

[ricedeity]

i produced+designed+illustrated (top rows) + animated (bottom row) a bunch of new stuff for the digital live ver. of the FLAVOR FOLEY Digital Stars set from MIKU EXPO! please check it out!

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

Meine evil wisdom of today is most perplexing to some, yet much most intriguing to those who See Me Putting Things Down. On the floor that is...

CONSUME ALL YOU FIND ON THY GROUND. Of thou nasty lair of thine mischievous tendencies... See, if an Object or Artifact or Dinner is on the Flooer... That means it is most closest in thine house to The Fires Of Hell Deep Below. And thus has attained status of a great horribleness.

[teabag985]

DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS IF YOU ARE NOT CONFIDENT IN YOUR NASTY!

I hate having to repeat this every time i see posts advising this but if you dont think your liver has attained a certain level of evil do not attempt this. Start with the easier things like fried chicken from a broken wall.

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

‼️ APOLOGIES FOR USING INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE IN TODAY'S WISDOM OF THE DAY ‼️

That was accidental I did NOT mean to type that word. Thou see.. My boney skeleton fingers are NOT good for typing. On glass tablet thing.

I've tried outsourcing such typinge worke to meine heinous henchmen BUT TWO OF THEM ARE MADE FROM FIRE!!! FIRE MELT GLASS!!! The 4 tiny wizard henchmen are better but they can only type one letter at a time so every post takes AGES to write.

Can you add like a cool little skeleton image at the end. Hello? No. Don't. No don't type that. i said. add .

☠️

Okay thanks

[teabag985]

Great lord proscorpious do u type like that one gag in hotel transylvania with dracula treyinf to type but his nails too big and he cant tap anything 🥺

[wilzanex-deactivated20260507]

hii

first post

[teabag985]

Shes Beauregard

[leobladelirious]

stupid ahhh headcanon i thought of

Because I'm stuck in a car rn i just thought of this headcanon and i think if a terminator tried to sing i feel like because there not programmed to do that they would sound like a vocaloid/autau/vocalsynth! Don't ask me why i thought of this ok

[teabag985]

Arnold Schwarzenegger tries to sing at a bar and he just sounds like Leon vocaloid 1

[teabag985]

Really proud of the Tomb of Friends series page. I still need to trim the development section a bit, but other than that its good to go! Other things I have on my tof todo list are as follows:

Make several character pages (primarily Rob, who's page has already been created but is pretty empty, Shampoo and Gel, who's page I've already filled with some info, and Mega Meanie)

Somehow integrate Meg and Oz into the Rob page.

Make the game pages.

Maybe make a list of all the friends in each game? That would take way too much of my free time but I'm pretty sure I can optimize the process.

Make a cool graph for all the games in the series on the series page. Kinda like how they do it on wikipedia.

Plenty of work! But I can just not do half of these goals if I get lazy lol. Originally I wanted to do the Undertale 2 pages, but I later realized what made the game special for me is how there was no information about it on the net and how seemingly endless it was. Also it's just hard to write wiki pages about UT2. I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who'd want to do them anyway.

[teabag985]

Wow this thing just got drowned under all the reblogs

[nonaferatu]

My favorite one yet- heres the creator

[dovewingkinnie]

another cup talkloid... miku and teto have to get along as ordered by their boss

[hawker-hurricane00]

Tried to do something new with the coloring here, i didn't like how it turned out LMAO

[paper-mario-wiki]

Was looking for that one video where you're s clown rapping and you say pussemergency and I saw your hrt-unlocked ass. Good shit queen

this one? thanks!

[captain-starskull]

I tried to look up how where to get quality clown noses like that and they were fifty dollars.

[paper-mario-wiki]

that's because the one i have is hand-sculpted and created by an artisan that sells to professional clowns. i take clowning seriously.

[ocublur]

Artblock real, but drawing angels ( @paper-mario-wiki ) fixes that

[paper-mario-wiki]

My friend Mohammed, his daughter Mona, and their whole family are currently trying to escape Gaza as the opportunity to do so presents itself again.

As time goes on and people continue to doubt the legitimacy of Gazan fundraisers, I must reaffirm that I know Mohammed personally, and have been in close communication with him for over a year. If nothing else, I can offer a picture of Mona by the tent they've been able to afford with previous donations.

Thank you to everyone who has supported. Please, if you can, continue to support Mohammed and Mona. Even just reblogging this post would be a great help

Click here to support.

Food and Shelter for My Family in Gaza

 

[paper-mario-wiki]

this is her Data Data Dance. it's really important.

(instrumental and lyrics by @estrobiologist! youtube version here!)

[thedreamhall]

someone give this man access to video essays

inspo tweet ⬇️

[huperk]

recent nintendo direct received massive backlash on account of the 5 uninterrupted minutes of mario facing the camera with really sharp teeth and bleeding eyes. nintendo has put out an apology statement saying the unfortunate hijack was performed by a disgruntled employee who was recently fired

[teabag985]

I was one of the people watching the direct and once I looked into mario's eyes I couldn't look away. I couldn't look away. I can't look away.

[mindnumb-opus]

Making himself useful