The Great Evil Lord Proscorpious

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

WELCOME TO MY LAIR.

AND PREPAIR. (Rhyme)

To witness utter power at a measly cost...

You must read this Intro Post.

Did you see that magnificent rhines? That's only 0.01% of my wisdom.

Want to see the other 99.99%? Read my #wisdom scrolls below.

Every thing meine devious mind manufacturers is under #evilblogging... You won't find a single text in this ancient knowledge vault that is not Nefarious...

(if thy do please tell me)

All NEW HENCHMAN announcements and otherwise special posts have #special announcement... Very important look at those

AND LASTESTLY... Awaken thy majestic flighted henchmen owls and send me Scrolls of any information. (Asks)

Send an Ask if you want to apply as a Henchman!

HENCHMAN COUNT: 7

(please apply i need more servants to bring meine beverages and help stir the magic cauldron)

[the-curse-wizard]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO START A BLOOD FEUD

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

Bloode Foode thou say... Sounds Tasty. Count me in!

[highly-flammable-wizard]

fuuuuuck i forgot i have enchantment of lesser soup due tomorrow

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

Meine faith in you is little!!! Yet meine wishes in thy success are still somewhat substantial. Don't get crisp burnt by the stove, highly flammable..! Mwahahaha...

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

I hath decided that from now on all of meine movement will be handled through ECHOLOCATION. Like a nasty dark little flying rodent in a vast, creepy cave....

I am currently screaming at the top of meine Lunges and running around my Lair. It's working wonderfully

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

Tee-hee-hee. Okaye. I'll admitte. I hath cheated a littlest bit. Started using meine skeletonic fists as well. Working bee-ah-utifooly against the stone golems suddenly invading meine Lair for some reasone.

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

I hath decided that from now on all of meine movement will be handled through ECHOLOCATION. Like a nasty dark little flying rodent in a vast, creepy cave....

I am currently screaming at the top of meine Lunges and running around my Lair. It's working wonderfully

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

‼️ APOLOGIES FOR USING INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE IN TODAY'S WISDOM OF THE DAY ‼️

That was accidental I did NOT mean to type that word. Thou see.. My boney skeleton fingers are NOT good for typing. On glass tablet thing.

I've tried outsourcing such typinge worke to meine heinous henchmen BUT TWO OF THEM ARE MADE FROM FIRE!!! FIRE MELT GLASS!!! The 4 tiny wizard henchmen are better but they can only type one letter at a time so every post takes AGES to write.

Can you add like a cool little skeleton image at the end. Hello? No. Don't. No don't type that. i said. add .

☠️

Okay thanks

[teabag985]

Great lord proscorpious do u type like that one gag in hotel transylvania with dracula treyinf to type but his nails too big and he cant tap anything 🥺

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

Oh, interesting that thou say That...! I actually possess a certain thin circular artifact. It sometimes manifests the scene thy speak of and much much more...

I wish meine communications would come through. I really want to speak with this ancient vampire lord but his highness Does Not Listen. Maybe he is just Ignoring me...

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

Meine evil wisdom of today is most perplexing to some, yet much most intriguing to those who See Me Putting Things Down. On the floor that is...

CONSUME ALL YOU FIND ON THY GROUND. Of thou nasty lair of thine mischievous tendencies... See, if an Object or Artifact or Dinner is on the Flooer... That means it is most closest in thine house to The Fires Of Hell Deep Below. And thus has attained status of a great horribleness.

[teabag985]

DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS IF YOU ARE NOT CONFIDENT IN YOUR NASTY!

I hate having to repeat this every time i see posts advising this but if you dont think your liver has attained a certain level of evil do not attempt this. Start with the easier things like fried chicken from a broken wall.

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Greetings, worm. And I arent meaning that as an insult to thou. Since thy art. In facteth. A worms

I hear much of thine upcoming fame, fellow wizard... And I must ask, how hath thou planned to gather and/or already hath gathered such a status?

Say, greatest of wizards, do tell. Is it the potions? The cantrips? The runes? What's your trick. Up your sleeves. Actually, wormses might not have a sleeves....

- @great-evil-lord-proscorpious

I usually have a different body! When I have that one, I accomplish the most dastardly of deeds!

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

Seems I will have to take thy word for it... Bestest of lucks on reclaiming your mortal form! Ha ha ha. Don't get... Heheheh. Split in halves!!! Mwahahaha..

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Maybe I will, just to show you who's boss!

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

‼️ APOLOGIES FOR USING INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE IN TODAY'S WISDOM OF THE DAY ‼️

That was accidental I did NOT mean to type that word. Thou see.. My boney skeleton fingers are NOT good for typing. On glass tablet thing.

I've tried outsourcing such typinge worke to meine heinous henchmen BUT TWO OF THEM ARE MADE FROM FIRE!!! FIRE MELT GLASS!!! The 4 tiny wizard henchmen are better but they can only type one letter at a time so every post takes AGES to write.

Can you add like a cool little skeleton image at the end. Hello? No. Don't. No don't type that. i said. add .

☠️

Okay thanks

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

PROSCORPIOUS WISDOM OF THE DAY:

If it walks like a duck. And it quarks like a duck. And it tastes like a fuck. IT'S PROBABLY A DUCK!!!

I must advise thou though if thy find a delicious looking rosy color liquid under thine sink called Pepsi Belmont do not drink it. Some things quank like sucks and look like bucks but are not Ducks. Much like the mimic chests in my nefarious dungeon....

[evil-apprentice-wizard]

Greetings, worm. And I arent meaning that as an insult to thou. Since thy art. In facteth. A worms

I hear much of thine upcoming fame, fellow wizard... And I must ask, how hath thou planned to gather and/or already hath gathered such a status?

Say, greatest of wizards, do tell. Is it the potions? The cantrips? The runes? What's your trick. Up your sleeves. Actually, wormses might not have a sleeves....

- @great-evil-lord-proscorpious

I usually have a different body! When I have that one, I accomplish the most dastardly of deeds!

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

Seems I will have to take thy word for it... Bestest of lucks on reclaiming your mortal form! Ha ha ha. Don't get... Heheheh. Split in halves!!! Mwahahaha..

[profeshinul-wizurd]

Hello, fellow professhiounal wizarde.

I must ask for advice on quite a Tricky wizardly question from thoust...

I've been trying to cast a Knockout spell of sorts to mayhapseth. Make an opponent fall asleep. Or me when i needeth a nappeth.

Thanks and thank thou, @great-evil-lord-proscorpious.

(p.s. order potions from me. i have plenty good ones. my brews are mighty devious)

have you tried using the component: brick directly to the skull?

also ill see what you have is stock

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

Most ingenious... I should've asked A Real Profeshinul way earlier!!

I must test that Component of thou posthaste. on Today's afternoon when i go to meine sleeping quarters. I've been inflicted with "Insomnia" recently. A nasty nasty hex that one!!!

Good thinge meine Dungeon area of meine laire possesses lots of the Brick Components...

[tekunoraizu]

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

NEW SPELL IDEA:

Break fingers spell

Basically the spell is that i cast it and thou fingers get broken. What do thy thinketh

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

No this doesn't work on Foot fingers only hand fingers. If it broke toe finger bones that'd be just kinda gross and stupid

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

NEW SPELL IDEA:

Break fingers spell

Basically the spell is that i cast it and thou fingers get broken. What do thy thinketh

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

Meine evil wisdom of today is most perplexing to some, yet much most intriguing to those who See Me Putting Things Down. On the floor that is...

CONSUME ALL YOU FIND ON THY GROUND. Of thou nasty lair of thine mischievous tendencies... See, if an Object or Artifact or Dinner is on the Flooer... That means it is most closest in thine house to The Fires Of Hell Deep Below. And thus has attained status of a great horribleness.

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

When thy art having fun... Doing evil of all kindses and sortses...Time is immeasureable.

[great-evil-lord-proscorpious]

Nevermind guys my clock is broken does anyone have any metal electricity elemental chambers