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What’s up guys! I know I haven’t been active but it’s just because the feeling I had towards S is gone now. If you want to know why I’ll be happy to tell you but maybe privately. Then I realized I met so many amazing people here and the fact that the feeling is gone shouldnt be the reason for me to disappear. So I want to hear from you guys. How have you been? 🌸
guys, it’s been two years. Two damn years. It hurts especially when you find out how awful he actually is.
You know what I hate the most?
You always have to be there for someone but when it’s you who needs a hand - there’s nobody around.
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update: nothing has changed 🙃🙂🙃🙂
“Always the innocent are the first victims”
— J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
You really love him, don’t you?
A simple psychological question. Not a single name was mentioned, but someone suddenly came into your mind as you read it. (via poetsloveher)
EVERYONE IN THE TC COMMUNITY WITH THEIR TCS
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
oh my god these are great
fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes
guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages
I just love to hear you moan.
i keep talking about you like i have you
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety
it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!
thanks i thought i was just a bitch
wHAT WAS THE INAPPROPRIATE THING, IM SO CURIOUS 💕
So it happened like 15 minutes before the math final. I went to the classroom with few pens, ruler and the compass (I’m not English, idk if this is how you call it. The needle-pencil thing that makes circles haha 😂)
So we weren’t allowed to have those ones unless the pencil part was replaced with the pen. And I had it with the pencil.
S wasn’t really allowed to be there but he wanted to wish us good luck. I was talking with him and he said that they will take it from me. I was like “Oh come on, it’s just a stupid pencil. ” But he was still like these were the rules and that he would be the one who will take it from me. WHAT AN ASS. 😏
I wanted to ask if I replaced the pencil thing with the pen thing, would I be allowed to have it. And all I could say was “what if I take it and put it inside of…” and I couldn’t finish cause he interrupted me with “no pleasure during exams”
CAN. U. EVEN.
The history teacher that was also there started laughing so hard (you know, S is kinda known for his sarcastic sense of humor) and I was… SHOOK. All I said was “you didn’t say that” and he said “yes I did” AND THE SMILE, GOD.
After that I left him and went to my desk. Believe it or not, but I really couldn’t focus on the final cause few minutes earlier he literally thought about me… putting… okay.
SO THIS IS IT. LOVE IT.
american person: *writes date*
me: but there is no 15th month
“You had me at hello” more like “You had me at ‘welcome to class’”
Talent: overthinking
