Regret be the right for thy past, i am shame.

I am Teagan! One of the best names on Earth. Please follow me in my desperate endeavor to find my whoever, Whoever she may be?!

[noodleos]

when u drink tap water from a city uve never been

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby

feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend

[plasticcflower]

…

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

I want to die!!!!

[jovan]

this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever

[punchsportsandpunchlines-deacti]

I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby

Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby

[assbaka]

“Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER.

[newkidsonmycock31]

can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

a moodboard

[friskyistrash]

what the fuck kind of mood is even being displayed here

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

Oh You Know

[revan-trevelyan]

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

[ube-makaveli]

This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.

[kinasin]

Teen Titans #8 

[lobsterlearningtofly-blog]

Beast boy you con artist

[melaninhoe-deactivated20180111]

Dont stay in a toxic relationship just because you dont want to be lonely.

[w4ves-deactivated20260212]

or toxic friendships

[awed-frog]

You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

[retrogamingblog]

[earthdad]

friend: who is the most handsome guy you know?

me: haha i don’t know? Brad Pitt?

my mind:

[shewashonestanddonuts]

   FOR YOUR PLEASURE.

[90s90s90s]

oh my god.

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

Needless to say, I am HORRIFIED.

[thecottageinthedark]

‘All that you need to know about boars can be summed up in the fact that if you wish to hunt them, you must have a specially made boar spear. This spear has a crosspiece on it to prevent the boar from charging the length of the spear, driving it all the way through his own body, to savage the human holding the other end.’

-Boar and Apples, T. Kingfisher

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

fuck OFF

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

Note that pigs are also HUGE. So, yes, they ARE slightly larger pigs.

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

So I grew up in the city and have never seen a pig in real life and I just googled it and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

I thought they were like labrador sized, like, fat labradors, not mini-cows.

[tokensouthernbelle]

every time I see this post there are more people discovering how fuck off huge pigs actually are and I love it I thought this was a thing everyone knew but clearly not and I’m laughing 

[stillwaterseas]

This is me with our Tamworth boar, a heritage breed closer to their wild cousins than the Yorkshire above. I am a fully grown, average sized human. He was a gentle sweetie who, sadly, is no longer with us. His name was Mr. Big. 

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

FUCK OFF

[coelasquid]

Forever laffin’ at people who don’t understand how enormous, terrifying, and tenacious wild boar are. 

They’re like if bears had knives protruding from their closed mouths and Didn’t Know When To Quit. Their survival instincts when they’re wounded aren’t “run away and minimize injury” it’s “take the thing that hurt you down with you” They also make sounds like someone crossed a pig with an alligator.

Their head and neck alone can be like the size of an entire human torso.

Also forever laffin’ at people who think pigs are tiny, ‘cause we designed those things can get in the neighbourhood of a thousand pounds in ideal circumstances. 

It’s like when people assume Tuna must be small because they’ve only ever experienced them in hockey puck form.

[ultralaser]

TUNA WTF

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

Needless to say, I am HORRIFIED.

[thecottageinthedark]

‘All that you need to know about boars can be summed up in the fact that if you wish to hunt them, you must have a specially made boar spear. This spear has a crosspiece on it to prevent the boar from charging the length of the spear, driving it all the way through his own body, to savage the human holding the other end.’

-Boar and Apples, T. Kingfisher

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

fuck OFF

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

Note that pigs are also HUGE. So, yes, they ARE slightly larger pigs.

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

So I grew up in the city and have never seen a pig in real life and I just googled it and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

I thought they were like labrador sized, like, fat labradors, not mini-cows.

[tokensouthernbelle]

every time I see this post there are more people discovering how fuck off huge pigs actually are and I love it I thought this was a thing everyone knew but clearly not and I’m laughing 

[stillwaterseas]

This is me with our Tamworth boar, a heritage breed closer to their wild cousins than the Yorkshire above. I am a fully grown, average sized human. He was a gentle sweetie who, sadly, is no longer with us. His name was Mr. Big. 

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

FUCK OFF

[coelasquid]

Forever laffin’ at people who don’t understand how enormous, terrifying, and tenacious wild boar are. 

They’re like if bears had knives protruding from their closed mouths and Didn’t Know When To Quit. Their survival instincts when they’re wounded aren’t “run away and minimize injury” it’s “take the thing that hurt you down with you” They also make sounds like someone crossed a pig with an alligator.

Their head and neck alone can be like the size of an entire human torso.

Also forever laffin’ at people who think pigs are tiny, ‘cause we designed those things can get in the neighbourhood of a thousand pounds in ideal circumstances. 

It’s like when people assume Tuna must be small because they’ve only ever experienced them in hockey puck form.

[ultralaser]

TUNA WTF

[teagan120]

me: *casually riding my bike through the woods*

some dumb fuck hiding in the trees: *starts shooting at me*

me: good thing i came prepared *whips out pistol and shoots him in the face without slowing down the bike*

[jasta11]

Canadian military cycling magazine from 1915.

[butt-berry]

My level 37 Rattata on my Pokemon Yellow cartridge is 14 years old

Over a quarter of humans on the planet are younger than my Rattata

[butt-berry]

Happy 15th birthday Rattata

[butt-berry]

Happy 17th birthday Rattata

[bestrunescapememesbruh]

[exoergic]