"adulting"

I'm Cassidy, and my name has the word ass in it. Ethereal queer mermaid. Leo af. ESTJ.

[miscellaneous-rambling]

Me seeing chandlo for the first time: oh wow it’s another Dumb Jock type character

Me after 10 minutes: Chandlo i would die for you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mis-edventures-deactivated20201]

[toastbutteregg]

[timesalad]

[frottinq]

[pisspacito-deactivated20210830]

thinking about her <3 she was so mean <3

[obscurecrossing]

I want her back so bad low-key miss the meanies

[turtleduckdate]

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

[7andaswitch-blade]

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

[fullmetalfisting]

Imagine being at Quiznos and seeing a whole-ass coyote blocking the drinks

[saiasus]

me: can you pass me the gatorade?

coyote: which color?

[wadey-wilson]

waking up in 2020 be like. gotta check what catastrophes, riots and natural disasters i have missed during my 5h sleep

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[hoenanlynch-moved-deactivated20]

stop putting the damn “what happens in your head when you do math” post on my dash. you know what happens in my head when i see a math problem? my eyes go blank and stupid horse starts playing somewhere

[larriestyless]

Fuck it. Reylo kiss for days.

[kramer]

[pulling-aggro]

The Shape of Water (2017)

[poppypier]

The farm got a makeover for all the autumnal gatherings it’s about to host. 🍂 🍷

[qr-closet]

cute animal & floral accents 🌼

[ruinedchildhood]

[virtualsarcasm]

I feel like this is relevant again

[joeykazooie]

I love how people think this is a Robot Chicken sketch, but this is actual footage from a Nintendo E3 presentation. 

[grilledcheesesamus]

it’s both, they got Robot Chicken to do this for their E3 presentation which just seems absurd to me