@caspiankhoran *facetimes you*
*sits on the couch and answers* Hey.
Hey you. Leo napping?
No, Aus is feeding him. Why?
He’s usually attached to you* Hums* I had a great idea.
Don't worry, I can still see them from the couch. *leans my head back* An idea?
*smiles* What if we did a joint tour? A /stadium/ tour.
*raises an eyebrow* A stadium tour?
Your dad thinks we could do it. Ed, too. They talked about it.
*hums* When?
Next summer. *grins* Co-Headlining a stadium tour would be insane.
*glances over at Austin* I think we can do that.
*nods* Should be fine.
*nods and looks back at you* Next summer works.
We have to coordinate outfits.
Mm, do we?
Oh absolutely. It’ll be so fun.
Mm, sure.
We need to figure out a tour aesthetic. I’ll send you my Pinterest board.
*raises an eyebrow* I don't have new music written.
Better get in the studio.
Mm, yes. I'm busy.
Yeah yeah. You’ve got a year.
Mm, thanks. So generous.
C’mon, Austin, give your husband something to write about.
*snorts and looks at Austin* You heard her.
You’d make a both great but terrifying manager.
I think she's tell you to break up with me. Not sure though.
A divorce right after the baby? She might have a point.
*shakes my head* Banger song plot.
Could write a whole album if I have an affair.
*stares at you and narrows my eyes* Ha. Ha ha.
The PR would be crazy.
I hate both of you. I'm hanging up on you now. You're a bad influence.
*giggles* Just saying. Remember when those videos of me leaked? My numbers went up like crazy.
What, you want me to leak nudes?
I mean, it kinda works.
Jesus, no. I already slut shamed my husband. I can't go showing my own dick.
Austin had nudes leak?
*snorts* Might as well at this point. *rolls my eyes* He's doing full frontal for a movie.
Finally.
Stop, no. Don't say finally.
What? Some of us are curious.
I'll just send you his nude, if you're that curious. *glances at Austin* I'm sending Tea one of your nudes.
For free?
What, you want her to venmo me some money for it?
*shrugs* Makes me feel a little less like a cheap whore.
Mm, so you wanna be an expensive whore? Got it. *looks at Teagan* You heard the man. What's he worth?
*scoffs* Why would I pay when I can go to the premiere and see it for free?
Cause I'm not inviting anyone to see it for free.
Bold of you to think I can’t find another way to get invited.
*groans* You're the worst. Now I'm blocking you.
You’d never. Also, I’m coming over tomorrow. I got you stuff.
*groans* Noooo, I don't like you.
Too bad.
*sighs and sinks lower on the couch* Aus, make her go away.
*shakes my head* He’s excited to see you tomorrow, Tea.
Am not. She won't even pay for your nude.
I don’t think that’s something she wants to explain to her husband.
*shrugs* Research.
For what exactly?
Dunno, not my fault her husband is straight. Everyone else's partner would appreciate it.
I’ll just look through your phone the next time we go out.
*scrunches my nose* Invasion of privacy. Besides, they're in a special folder.
You forget who you’re talking to. I’ll find what I want.