Tea Instead Of Coffee

Pretty much everything is my kryptonite

[intendedtobe-deactivated2021041]

Today is liberation day in Holland. Let’s honour all of those who fought for our country. Let’s honour those who died for our freedom. And let’s celebrate the country we became, because we are free.

[bob-belcher]

Sixteen years ago today, Cosmo had an idea. 

[bob-belcher]

On this exact day, Cosmo had an idea. You can only reblog this today. 

[danielswitzer]

Link

[backdoorteenmom]

mood

[copperbadge]

I just read an article that referenced Bill Clinton as “the prospective First Laddie” and I laughed really loudly in the middle of the office.

FIRST LADDIE. It has that perfect mix of prestige, condescension, and brevity that First Gentleman and First Husband lack.

BILL CLINTON FOR FIRST LADDIE

[micdotcom]

the internet is destroying Trump for apparently looking at Melania’s ballot while voting. and to make it worse for the Trumps, his son Eric may have done the same

[marauders4evr]

Eric Trump did the same exact thing:

[chonce]

there’s a reason this is tornado alley there’s some higher power telling yall you aint meant to exist

[bob-belcher]

[grawly]

[randomsplashes]

non-americans: u ok

americans: 

[dutchstore]

[catbleps]

GET WREKT LIGHT

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[pokemon-go-team-valor]

[hauntedhallowitch-deactivated20]

😧

[ronindrew]

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[flaaffy]