Teal

Gay ass fish, they/her enby  and generally transfemme. 30y/o.Poly but very emotionally busy and sexually exhausted. Extremely NSFW (sexual themes, flagrant disregard for workplace safety)

[badlydrawneverything]

[teabree-shark]

Grown in a lab

[gazeldhazel]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The woman in her thirties being referenced:

[acerby]

she is just like me fr

[bedupolker]

if youre wondering how things are going in america. This is for the exact same generic drug & dose in my zip code.

[teabree-shark]

Dog we have no idea either. I bet you yell at waitstaff.

[bedupolker]

No i do not, because if I buy a burger for ten dollars and it ends up being 15 after tax and tip that's just not a big deal, or if it was, i could eat at home. If it ended up being $540 and also if i had no choice but to eat the hamburger or suffer serious health effects then sure I would be upset.

Also, what if it was the waitstaffs literal job to talk to my dietician and see if there was an alternate hamburger that cost less than $540, or if my dietician had records saying the hamburger was covered and the restaraunt didn't get the memo.

& please highlight where in the post I say I yelled at anyone.

Use your brain.

[teabree-shark]

You mean a pharmacist, not a pharmacy tech. Words mean things.

Your incorrect example can actually be useful here: it is not waitstaff's job to negotiate with the farmer or the owner. They have no power here. Neither does a pharmacy tech. Do you yell at the jiffy lube tech because mobil 1 raised their price of bulk oil, too?

You're yelling at waitstaff because the farmer decided to up his price. Not even the owner or purchaser. Congrats, and thanks for confirming it.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

did you guys know that sinkdog guy is the greatest living artist

[teal-sharky]

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

Jeffrey Combs as Shran STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE 2001 – 2005・1x07 The Andorian Incident

[wizard-dax]

Thinking about what Wolf 359 did to Sisko and Picard

[chillyfeetsteak]

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

[verins-little-notebook]

venus of chillendorf

[megafavna]

mythic beast

[teal-sharky]

the brainwave I'm on after playing Star Trek: Voyager - Across the Unknown for 7 hours

[comfort-care]

[wyldstallyn]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[teabree-shark]

tale as old as time

[mossworm]

is there a name for this

[godmybackhurts]

@plaguedocboi why this happen

[plaguedocboi]

At extreme depths, life must be watery and blobby because hard parts would be crushed by the pressure. The bibby is mostly squish and cartilage with minimal bones so they look soft and cute!

[teal-sharky]

I love bibbl but please this is not how physics/mechanics work. Hard things have no reason to have difficulty enduring pressure than soft things as long as their inside and outside pressure can equalize (or stay at the same pressure the whole time), it only becomes inconvenient to be too rigid if you're dealing with pressure changes and the soft blobby fishes are still extremely killed by decompression all the same.

As a counterexample to the "hard things can't handle the pressure", we've found these guys;

who're very much hard shelled, as deep as at 7km depth of the peru-chile trench.

The real reason some fish get questionably non-rigid at extreme depths is that these zones have very little energy available and being hard and rigid and dense costs a lot of energy (both to build and maintain the tissues and to haul them around as you're looking for food) and there's not that much of a reason to be hard at all when everyone is too slow and lethargic to try to bite a chunk out of you.

bibby blobls are squimshy because they're playing the game of thrift kings who can thrive on spoonful of some vaguely nutritious slime, unburdened by having to take an energy-budget mortgage on growing real muscles or scales or bones, living in areas where their potential predators are always threatened by starvation and thus just unlikely to turn up at all

[teal-sharky]

What a mean spirited thing to say on a post of artwork made by a transwoman about her transition pulling her out of a dark place

What a weird thing to say to a transwoman about her thoughts and her transition and her own contending with dark places?

Idk if you understand how Tumblr works, but the point is that you're principally putting your thoughts, under other people's thoughts. If you prefer the thoughts of the original, feel free to just, reblog that instead? Maybe block me when you're at it instead of being a weirdo in asks?

Like, that's how the webpage works? Do you need a tutorial?

I swear some of you would be happier on Instagram or whatever single-shot-content platform.

context

[mossman-making-stars]

So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

[simonalkenmayer]

This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.

[pathos-logical]

[ID: A Tupperware container of shredded chicken labeled “human”. End ID]

[songstep4002]

@arewebeholdingaman

[arewebeholdingaman]

yeah sure why not