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Dm @the-real-pokemart-official if you wanna be a member. By becoming a member of this blog you are officially a team capitalism grunt, I may make you a leader if I trust you and you ask nicely. (Disclaimer this is an elaborate joke)

[team-capitalism]

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There are currently ten grunts, and our leader Eric. We want more capitalism. We wear suits.

Leader Eric- In charge, He/him

Grunt zero- likes cats, it/its

Grunt (2)- Buy money, he/him

Grunt number three- Has a krabby, is cool, they/them

Grunt 4- Likes berries, he/it/money

Grunt FIVE(5)- Has a charjabug(same colour as money), she/they

Grunt 6- Sold pronouns for money.

Grunt 7- Loves monay, has a vaporeon.

Grunt ♾️- Give the rich money.

(you guys can tell me what else add to this i dont know your pronouns)

This is our mascot

[team-capitalism]

Is money still a thing?

Hopefully

[team-capitalism]

[team-capitalism]

Horay for capitalism!!

(Im going to kill someone)

-3

[team-capitalism]

miney:3

-6

[team-capitalism]

good morning. love spinda make money. this is how to be capitalist.

-grunt #1

[team-capitalism]

we're so fucking back

Grunt 2

[team-capitalism]

Wait did something happen? (Grunt Zero)

[team-capitalism]

Erm my main blog got terminated so this one did too for like half a day

-Leader Eric

[team-capitalism]

we're so fucking back

Grunt 2

[team-capitalism]

Wait did something happen? (Grunt Zero)

[teamsocialism]

we wom

-yaoi

[team-capitalism]

:3

-6

[team-capitalism]

we're so fucking back

Grunt 2

[wishmaker-astra]

Lesst favourite thing about Unova?

That it's a late stage capitalist shithole

[team-capitalism]

And that's a bad thing how?

-Leader Eric

[wishmaker-astra]

The contradictions will ensure your class shall not survive indefinitely. Perhaps you shall not live to see it fall, perhaps you shall, but your power rests on a foundation of sand with blood as its only binder.

[team-capitalism]

I don't know what this means lollllllllllllllll um anyways money is cool

-Leader Eric

[wishmaker-astra]

Lesst favourite thing about Unova?

That it's a late stage capitalist shithole

[team-capitalism]

And that's a bad thing how?

-Leader Eric

[team-capitalism]

I’m really sorry if this is incentive (or if you have addressed this already)

But is there like a communist team and are they your rivals?

~@pokemontrainerolivia

Yeag but they don't post anymore because they're COWARDS

-Leader Eric

[team-capitalism]

Capitalism is the best. Reblog with your favourite things about capitalism.

[irritating-shiny-eevee]

Hi grunt 2 here to advertise capitalism to you...

...you're an eevee, do you even have money???

-Grunt 2

( @team-capitalism )

well, I Do have a holocaster, soooo.....

use that brain that I'm pretty sure you have, human.

[team-capitalism]

Sorry boss I am actually the member of the team who sold off braincells for ad space I can't do that

-Grunt 2

[irritating-shiny-eevee]

well damn, cant say I expected that. By Zygarde, how do you even do that?

[team-capitalism]

The power of capitalism!

- 3

[irritating-shiny-eevee]

uh, are you aware that Kalos already is a capitalist region, and I have never seen that happen...

[team-capitalism]

kalos more capitalist. become true capitalist and sell braincells. i kept my spinda and money braincells.

- grunt 1

[irritating-shiny-eevee]

okay, I see your point, however, I am an Eevee

[team-capitalism]

that means youre magical and can do anything

-grunt 1

[team-capitalism]

A rival team huh? well I HOPE YOU INVESTED IN GETTING YOUR BUTs KICKED BECAUSE STOCKS IN THAT ARE ABOUT TO ROCKET! THANKS TO TEAM ROCKET!

@teamrocketboy

Hey kid did you know that if you lie about your age on the internet people will take you more seriously and possibly be more intimidated by you

-Leader Eric

[teamrocketboy]

oh your not scared? well you should be

[team-capitalism]

Yeah so?

-Leader Eric

[teamrocketboy]

...

RAT SQUAD

5 rattatas simultaniously run towards you with knives

[team-capitalism]

Eh even if this were real I’ve survived worse

-Leader Eric

[teamrocketboy]

Oh? So your not intimidated by my knived rattatas then perhaps it’s time for my

[team-capitalism]

Do it

Coward

-Leader Eric

[teamrocketboy]

Hohohoho

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

GO AKETCHI

he throws his pokeball up and out comes a bidoof taped to a bazooka

DIE B*TCH

he fires the bidoof bazooka at you

[team-capitalism]

Oh no ah no *dies*

-leader eric

[team-capitalism]

A rival team huh? well I HOPE YOU INVESTED IN GETTING YOUR BUTs KICKED BECAUSE STOCKS IN THAT ARE ABOUT TO ROCKET! THANKS TO TEAM ROCKET!

@teamrocketboy

Hey kid did you know that if you lie about your age on the internet people will take you more seriously and possibly be more intimidated by you

-Leader Eric

[teamrocketboy]

oh your not scared? well you should be

[team-capitalism]

Yeah so?

-Leader Eric

[teamrocketboy]

...

RAT SQUAD

5 rattatas simultaniously run towards you with knives

[team-capitalism]

Eh even if this were real I’ve survived worse

-Leader Eric

[teamrocketboy]

Oh? So your not intimidated by my knived rattatas then perhaps it’s time for my

[team-capitalism]

Do it

Coward

-Leader Eric