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[meduesa]

GRAPHIC BATTLE  | trenzalours vs.ponderrful 

↪ topic: a catchphrase

[team-coulson]

Looking for a long term Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler role play!

I’m lame. Now that we have that stuff out of the way, let’s get on to the fun things.

I will be writing as my two OCs. Odiosae Rugby and Klaus Akister. 

I would love if you could write as either Ciel or Sebastian, or both. If you choose only one, I will pick up for the other part. No worries. 

The rest of the characters will be decided on later in the rp.

This is my original starter, if you’re interested, message me!

Starter: The rain pattered down on the carriage as Odiosae Rugby sat there on the cushioned seat, staring up at the Phantomhive estate--she hadn't been there in years. The last time she had stepped foot in the manor, Ciel's parents were still alive... since then, she hadn't even seen Ciel, the child that she considered a younger brother. She could remember spending most of her childhood there, teasing Lizzy and Ciel about their relationship and what not. A frown pulled at the corner of her bright painted lips, and she took a deep breath, turning her head so that her gaze was rested upon trees and the beautiful landscape before them. She couldn’t help but remember the days where they were only children, trauma being a word that hadn't existed in their vocabulary yet.

 "Are you alright?" Klaus, her butler, asked from the seat across from her, green eyes shining, a thick eyebrow raising ever so slightly. Odiosae made eye contact with the demon, her lips straightening out, and composed herself. 

 "Yes. Quite." Odiosae murmured, her leather gloved hands tapping the glass slightly as the carriage halted. Klaus moved forward in a heartbeat and opened the carriage door, allowing her to step out right into the rain. Ignoring the pouring rain, she moved up the stairs and to the door, allowing the water to soak into her black cloak.

 "Sorry for my concern, My Lady, though something feels out of the ordinary." Klaus whispered to her as she knocked soundly at the door. She raised her eyebrow, and could feel her stomach churn. The thought of something inflicting more pain on Ciel made her sick and angry. 

 "Investigation starts now. If there's something bad lurking in this Manor, it must stay away from Ciel at all costs."

 Descriptions:  Odiosae Rugby  5″5, thin, muscular. Though she tries to wear clothes that hides that, so she can surprise her enemies. Her mark is an emerald green that lays on top of her left hand, which she hides with gloves. Her eyes are almond shaped and hazel, and her face is more round, much to her dislike, making her seem much younger then seventeen. She has blond hair that is usually curled to the side, and done into a bun with ribbons, and her favorite attire colors are black and emerald. Almost always, she or Klaus has her sword on hand. She's frequently busy with studies and underworld business. Her parents, although abusive towards her and her brother, were great friends with the Phantomhives, and she remembered spending most of her time there. She obviously suffers from PTSD from both the abuse and witnessing the murder of her brother--which led to Klaus finding her. She also works herself to the bone, and has little to no self worth, something that she doesn’t let show, seeing as she carries herself with the utmost confidence. 

 Klaus Akister 6″4, tall, slim. Sharp features. He has piercing green eyes with dark brown hair, which usually pulled up in a low ponytail. He acts as a butler to Odiosae, though in the deal, she made him promise to take care of her, since she knew she was yet only a child (she was fourteen at the time she sold her soul to Klaus) and so he is also forced to be somewhat of a parental role as well. Though he would never admit it, he enjoys spending time with the human--he knows that she had her heart set on revenge and making the ones who destroyed her suffer, which makes her soul seem so much better.

More of the back story will be revealed later in the story!

Message me if you’re interested or have questions, otherwise just email me with a reply at [email protected]

Thanks!

[thechronicleofshe]

How To Get A Job Fast As Hell

 @owenabbott​ 

Apply to a  job, wait (1) day, then call.  Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application. 

 When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly,  tell them your first and last name.  

Describe your experiences  as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years]  costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.  

Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say  things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.”  “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”

When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say  YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now). 

Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.

When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy. 

If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)

Questions for after the interview:

1.  Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

 Then, shake their hand,  Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it. 

AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows  that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices. 

DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone.  In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate. 

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 The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com  and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed

https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl

https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300

 Front Desk:

http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957

https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280

https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist

http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)

http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920

https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical

http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)

Stenographer-Court Reporter

Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND

Real Estate Broker

Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K

Claims adjuster 

Loan Officer

Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,

Duct Cleaner: http://jobview.monster.com/Duct-Cleaners-950-00-Weekly-Entry-Level-Flexible-Hours-Call-to-Apply-Job-Chicago-IL-US-161970321.aspx?intcid=re

[theherunoirnetwork]

I knew this but I’m reblogging cause someone might not know

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

I’m saving this.

[same-2-same]

This helped me get a job

[cosmic-noir]

Reblogging again for everyone!

[oh-my-puddin]

[sleepyreyrey]

Strong words to use on a Resume

If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.

Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”

I hope this is helpful to you.

[rampyourvoice]

Now this is a great resume list of action words.  I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs.  Saving for future use.

[max-riemelts-me]

Do you want Sense8 to be renewed? Read this!

Starting petitions and hashtags is great, but Netflix cares about numbers, statistics, and money since this season cost them approx. $109 million.

We don’t have much time. We need to move fast. Really fast.

Here’s what you need to do:

If you don’t have a Netflix subscription, GET ONE! The 1st month is a free trial anyway.

As soon as you get the subscription, WATCH SENSE8, even if it’s only playing in the background on mute.

If you have a subscription and haven’t watched Sense8 yet. DO IT NOW!

If you’ve already watched it a couple of times, ONE MORE TIME won’t hurt.

If you know anyone who might be interested in watching Sense8, show them how to do it right. It has to be THROUGH NETFLIX, not free streaming sites.

We’re seriously running out of time. With the cast asking us to make noise, and posting absolutely nothing to comfort us, like Brian did with season 1 renewal, the odds are not looking good.

I’m talking we need to do this within 24 hours. If you think it’s not possible, think again. We can do anything we set our minds to do.

This is our chance to practically show the cast and the writers how much we love them and the show, not with a hashtag or a petition, but by actively doing something Netflix can’t say ‘No’ to.

If you love this show, fight for it.

Please, reblog so more people can see this. Thank you!

[futami21]

He’s not a bad ghost

[pepperandpals]

He is risen

[rawisrisa]

[fandomsideworks]

James Bond Text Post Meme (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

[lordclavicusvile-deactivated201]

Imma just leave these here ... <3

Lesaro could not be more of awesome or badass if he tried :P 

[thewondergirly]

Guide for the ML Newcomers

So I realized there’s a lot of the ML fandom that the newbies may not know or properly experience and that made me a little sad so I whipped up this little helpful guide! This is just my own thing and my own opinions so if you feel I missed something or said something wrong, just let me know!

Now without further ado!

Social Media

Official Youtube (features the webisodes!)

Official Tumblr (@officialmiraculousladybug)

Thomas Astruc’s Twitter

Jeremy Zag’s Twitter

Jeremy Zag’s Instagram

Official Miraculous Instagram

Numerous Openings

So yes, the openings on the episodes is not really the full one, and there’s a bunch to listen to, so I’m just going to list a few!

French Opening

English Opening 1 

English Opening 2

Laura Marano’s Version

Other Songs

Umbrella Song

Christmas Album (available for purchase)

Miraculous PV’s 

Basically anything by @luciasatalina tbh which includes

Cendrillion

Ah, It’s A Wonderful Cat Life

Suki Kirai

and The Purple Forest all of which are on her youtube here

Also Control by @creativecreepie

Most Well-Known Fics

Heartstrings

Secret Santa

The Ladybugs and the Bees

Honestly, there’s a bunch and almost everyone has an fic rec list so be sure to ask around! These are just ones I know are hella big and well-known

Miraculous Sims

@miracusims (includes second generation miraculous users aka the kids of the originals)

Noticeable People in the Fandom (IMO)

@littleblackchat  

@toriitorii  

@bullysquadess

@tides-miraculous  

@thelastpilot

@angiensca

@ariaricx

@edorazzi

@megatraven

@nomae0527

@shishitsunari

@taylordraws ​

Reposting Art

Very very bad, please don’t do this, especially without permission, people work very hard on their artwork. 

Show your love by reblogging, not reposting! :)

Charity Zines

A lot of times you may see someone promoting an ML zine (sorta like a magazine). These zines feature artwork created by ML fans where the proceeds of the zine are donated to charity. 

A recent example is @a-little-light-zine which was created for Haiti

Other Zag Heroez shows!

Pixigirl 

Ghostforce

Zak Storm

I think I’ve covered a decent amount but please let me know if I missed something important, please and thank you!

Enjoy your stay in the ML Fandom ;D

[ariaricx]

Thanks for mentioning this, and it’s a very good 101! Can anyone add a list of the recommended watching order of episodes for newbies?

[tectonic-pentameter]

Recommended Watching Order

When the episodes were first released, they were released in different orders depending on the country airing the episode.  In fact, the episodes were designed that with a few exceptions, the order that you watch the episodes in shouldn’t matter.  However, the original episode releases were still, to some extent “out of order” in that episodes with certain characters (ex: Jagged Stone) appeared before their official introduction episodes, and the Origins episodes were always intended to be released at the end of the season but were released halfway through the season in most countries.  While I have not personally seen the US Netflix order, my understanding is that it is even more messed up than the original release order was.  With that in mind, here is the episode order that I personally use and have recommended to friends.  I kept my episode order as close to the French release as possible with a few changes for continuity and emotional impact.  You may see other episode orders floating around online and those are valid as well, and as this is by no means official it is more than okay to rearrange the following episode order to your liking.

Stormy Weather

The Bubbler

Copycat

Pixelator

Mr. Pigeon

Timebreaker

Lady Wifi

The Pharaoh

Rogercop

Evillustrator

Dark Cupid

Horrificator

Animan

Darkblade

The Mime

The Puppeteer

Kung Food

The Gamer

Antibug

Reflekta

Guitar Villain

Princess Fragrance

Simon Says

Volpina

Origins: Part 1

Origins: Part 2

[ariaricx]

Thank you! ^^^

[dymosara]

More fandoms should do these. Its like joining a club and getting a really awesome welcome packet

[thewondergirly]

I’m glad you feel that way! ^^

[zarischarlie]

Reblog if you’re the gay sister

[australet789]

“It’s in your DNA”

Animation doodle i forgot to post yesterday

[cilly-murphy]

[autistichalfblood]

arthurpendragonns:

“You’re an interesting man, Mr. Scamander. Just like your suitcase, I think there’s much more to you than meets the eye. Kicked out of Hogwarts for endangering human life with a beast yet one of your teachers argued strongly against your expulsion. I wonder what makes Albus Dumbledore so fond of you, Mr. Scamander.” —  Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Teaser Trailer

[witchy-business]

Tumblr Witch Resources

Remember to honor how much knowledge is already tucked away within the archives of your favorite witchy blogs! Many of us have tagging systems in place to make your life easier, too- here’s some to get you started:

@witchy-business

animals

asks

astronomy

basics

candle magic

chaos magic

crafts

crystals

divination

elements

FAQ

green witchcraft

glamour magic

hedge witchcraft

herbs (includes essential oils)

inkcraft

kitchen witchcraft

knot magic

meditation

moon

music magic

our posts

plants

queer witchcraft

quotes

reading lists (includes links to free PDF’s!)

sea witchcraft

seasonal

spells

sigils

tarot

tea

technowitchcraft

witch safety

@witchcraftings

FAQ

spellbook

tags

@natural-magics

FAQ

spells

crystals

herbs 

tarot

elements

answered 

reading list

helpful posts 

deities

hellenic polytheism 

e-shrines

fae

candles

sabbats 

@upthewitchypunx

DIY witchery resources

witchling tag (new to witchcraft)

resource page

@rainy-day-witchcraft

FAQ

beginner witch tag

spell grimoire 

@recreationalwitchcraft

FAQ

original posts

spellbook

tarot

witch crafts

bath magic

@visardistofelphame​ 

witchcraft

spells and charms

ritualistic magic

paganism

tarot spreads

faeries

religion

magical practices

faerie resources

astral travel resources

@thiscrookedcrown

resources page

@magicusersresource​

path directory

magic users directory A-M

magic users directory N-Z

ongoing community events

masterpost of resources

@magic-for-the-masses​

spell and resource lists

for beginners

sigils FAQ

lists of sigils

list of tags

@violetwitchcraft

resources page

PDF library (includes links to free PDF’s!)

@windvexer

introduction to magic

botanicals

spells

@pagan101

the big list of tags

@herbalriot

has a search feature in the sidebar

Reblog and add your own resources!

[witchtips]

Beginner Witchcraft Resources Masterpost

General Information Sites:

- Awake The Witch Within

- Witchcraft 101

- World of Wicca

- Spells For Beginners

- Wings For The Spirit

- Spells and Witchcraft (WARNING this site has autoplay music)

Specialized Witchcraft Sites:

- Explore The Types of Witchcraft

- Sea Witchcraft at Book of Tides

- Water Witchcraft at Witches of The Craft

- Faery Witchcraft at Patheos

- Satanic Witchcraft at Spiritual Satanist

- Herbal Witchcraft at The Smart Witch

- Witch’s Herbal Reference

- Kitchen Witchery at Llewellyn Worldwide

- Traditional Witchcraft

- Hedge Witchcraft